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People Humorous Poems

These People Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about People. These are the best examples of Humorous People poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs


Life has many ups...

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Categories: humorous, child, hurt, life, people,



April fools day ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds
April fools' day - ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds

Written/updated since last year
unlike any other 
when out of this world
outlandish accouterments
people did wear
hermetically sealed
of even...

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Categories: humorous, appreciation, april, day, easter,

Easter as interpreted by one
Easter as interpreted by one...

rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted, 
and rebuked courtesy 
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, bible, celebration, christian,

Premium Member Interview With A Grain of Sand
Me: How did you start out?
Sand: I was born a rock. About 5 inches round and weighting
about a six pounds.

 
Me: Now did you become...

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Categories: humorous, feelings, love, sea, sun,

Premium Member If Adam Had Not Met Eve Hitler Should Have Met Freuid
If only Eve hadn’t met Adam
And angry Hitler had met Freuid
If Stanley never met Ollie
And David Gilmore had never been in Pink Floyd
Shakespeare had run...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: conflict, crazy, fun, humorous,



Premium Member Posey And Shirley
Posey and Shirley two bad men I once knew
Bar room brawlers and stinkers these two
might had made a millionaire
had I told about this pair
Because this...

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Categories: humorous, people, song,

Premium Member I Wish I Had
I have been forced,
to love people I hate.
I wish I had,
only loving people around me.
My ego has been cut,
cut with a very sharp knife many...

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Categories: humorous, hate, love, people, smile,

Premium Member Rebel Chicks In Leather
The chicks around here are really
Tough and mean
So mean they'd spit in your eye
Steal a babbies ice cream
And make them cry

Dressed in leathers
Riding their noisy...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, bird, cheer up, crazy,

Premium Member dancer annoys grandma
Table top dancer was as graceful as every hippo I knew
She did a waltz, a ballet, and an old familiar soft shoe
The people at the...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...

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Categories: humorous, animal, bird, love, men,

Premium Member Einstein Meme's
His intellectual achievements and originality have made the word Einstein broadly synonymous with genius. Albert Einstein’s brother was a monster, his name, FrankEinstein.

Einstein was asked...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Building Tension
Did you ever stand on stage,
behind the big curtain.
Standing there peeking out from behind the curtain,
watching the audience looking at the stage.
Your knees are shaking,
your...

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Categories: humorous, courage, emotions, fear, god,

Premium Member Long Live The Artist
and so our hero, the artist, 
forlorn as his palette, 
then sat down
to reconsider his life
not long having stepped back
from his paintings
only to find all...

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Categories: humorous, anxiety, depression, inspirational, life,

Stupid Fart
Stupid people have no idea how stupid they really are 
so if you’re determined to argue with stupid I guarantee you won’t get far 
for...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, people,

Isis staind 27 plus years
Isis staind 27+ years...

of scorpion stinging poison us marriage,
whereby the missus and I,
nevertheless experienced genesis as 
mama and papa respectively.

(jest kibitizing)

thus explaining why I 
(a...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, angst, anniversary, appreciation,


Book: Shattered Sighs