Miracle Humorous Poems

 The Man
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

An old geezer who had a thin truncal,
was cursed with a large neck carbuncle,
He wasn’t the same,
after bad news came,
of cannibals making...

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A Proven Fact
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

Politicians will lie,
to hold on to their power.
But in election years,
they’ve learned how to cower.
They couldn’t care less,
about the rank and file.
Though...

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you need divine intervention ~ look at me this walking miracle

said a limbless starfish to a half eaten prawn ~ gone hysterical...

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More Idiom Humor
Miracle Man 
1/23/2024

Some days I just wake up feeling of low self esteem,
I survey the night’s happenings and almost scream.

Other days I feel...

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Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile 
from a sixty four year old
married...

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The Real Truth
With Texas Idioms
Miracle Man
October 22, 2023

Saturday nights in Haskell was always a battle,
some thought Ruff might be “all hat and no Cattle”.

He oft...

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Term Limits
Would Drain The Swamp
Miracle Man
8/12/2023

Now draining the swamp
is a worthwhile topic,
Only those who could drain it
appear to be myopic.

I oft hear the catch phrase,
“It’s...

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Texas Idioms
Miracle Man
8/9/2023

I once had a friend who saw opportunities dwindling,
he was always, “burning his green wood for kindling.”
My polite way of saying that he...

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Juice Ex Machina

By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...

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Cheque please

If you will

Garcon

I have waited longer enough

And if my blind date

Bye some miracle 

Does at some point

Eventually finally arrive

And asks did I 

Leave you...

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Faith is not seen,
it is believing in the unseen.
Faith does not have a taste,
it must be embraced.
Faith welcomes everyone,
some say no and run.
Faith can get...

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All this skin holds my body 
working or as a homebody 
what a miracle it is 
do not give me a quiz 
now I need...

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In argentIna a such  rice grain
of great magic i could not explain
produces great amount of paella  rice
enough to feed a troop by cooking...

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For the first time my computer has fallen
It can’t seem to boot up, the screen’s blank
Needless to say, I am more than crestfallen
I have no...

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In this fast~crazy and busy world,                   ...

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