Cheque Please Blind Date Over and Out

Cheque please If you will Garcon I have waited longer enough And if my blind date Bye some miracle Does at some point Eventually finally arrive And asks did I Leave you a message In order to pass on And give to him Please won't you tell him this Time waits For No Man Especially 1 Who can't be bothered To arrive on time Unless he himself Is Blind Doesn't own or watch Or can tell time Actually come to think of it If bye any chance he is in any way good looking With a sexy body and is a bit of a catch Nudge, nudge Wink , wink Know what I mean Apologize on my behalf For leaving as I had a family emergency And promise I will call him To reschedule A.S.A.P And I promise and guarantee you You will be in for and I will give you The best tip of your entire life So much so you may be able to even Take the rest of the week off Or afford the cheapest thing On the menu here or glass of water Nudge nudge Know what I mean Wink wink