Education Humorous Poems
These Education Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Education. These are the best examples of Humorous Education poems written by international poets.
Too Stoned to Care, circa 1969
Too stoned to care
wild eyes and hair
My friend and I dare
...
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Categories:
education, food, fun, humorous,
Cupid Falls In Love
He ran around shooting unsuspecting souls with his golden tip arrows
and one perfectly bent, Port Orford Cedar bow. Wearing nothing
but a diaper and a...
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Categories:
fantasy, humorous,
Earth Eulogy
Earth Eulogy
By Mark D. Stucky
She was a good planet,
put to death in her prime
by a pandemic of people.
Homo-sapiens was a disease
with mutating and metastasizing
technological and...
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humorous, death, earth, environment, planet,
Help To See Your Poems ClearlyI have presbyopia, astigmatism and more than a dose of dyslexia to boot
And so I have to break up my poetry into stanzas or my...
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Categories:
education, funny, humorous, poems,
EdukayshunOld Macdonald’s learning vowels… E… I… E… I… O...
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education, humorous,
Hyperbolic Quasi Autobiographical PrevaricationHyperbolic quasi autobiographical prevarication...
caricature sketch of person best known to yours truly
What began as an honest
to goodness attempt
to craft personal truthful profile
evolved into...
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Categories:
humorous, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
ChemistryEnergy heats a pen for me and gives chemistry /
There’s no alternative to emit a thermal word filled migration flurry /
My nation bet against the...
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humorous, analogy, creation, education, environment,
Laughing Into 2023Laughter is the shortest distance between the joker and the listener:
My friend got robbed today, they took away his girlfriend Valentine's gift. Now, he rehearsing...
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Categories:
education, feelings, humorous,
The Texan and the MexicanWhen I caught the Mexican
Who’d run off with my lexicon
He said are you a Texican?
It seems he couldn’t read...
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Categories:
education, humorous, western,
Some Nuts That We Call Nuts( To be sang to the tune of - " If You're Happy and You
Know It......
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education, food, humorous,
Flush Does Sessy Street[Absolutely not, by any stretch of the imagination,
based upon or influenced by or pertaining to any TV
or radio production known as, but not exclusively
limited to,...
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humorous,
A Swamp of AdjectivesI am lost in a swamp
of adjectives, gooey, sticky,
boggy, messcatastric (don't bother looking that one up),
longing to rise above the mess, excretion, digest
completion, Gobblystinko (don't...
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education, humor, humorous, hyperbole,
No Such Thing As a Stupid Question: Hmmm[Today, for reasons I neglected to ask, Annie asked
Me, ‘Who used to say “Meeces”?’
I responded, ‘You mean “I hate those meeces to pieces”?’
Well I couldn’t...
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education, humorous,
Educating Or Domesticingsome unstruct themselves
easy and naturally,
...
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humorous, allusion, analogy, appreciation, education,
Hope For Everyone's MissionGrowing up, remember the sinister kid
who wanted to be a mortician
Or the reserved young lady
who hoped to be a...
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Categories:
education, hope, humorous, jobs,