Humoristic Poems | Examples


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A Humoristic Dead Bed

Hectic, the day has been;
Birds are flying back home;
Back home, on the head of the hill, the sun sets.

Sets of exhausted people, home they rush;
Rushing to families to meet faces infuriated;
Infuriated, in the bed I jump inside the sheets.

Sheets and blankets spread oddly in the cradle;
In the cradle, I stretch desperately to see her imminence;
Her imminence smells no chance, except the cold kiss of chills.

Chills have dissipated the marital heat to sow coldness;
Coldness slain communication to inherit hatred;
Hatred in bed, I crooned the last words in a deaf ear.

Causing one to turn left, and right the other moved;
Moved in discrepancy, a boulevard traced between carcasses;
Carcasses shed tears to replace conversation beneath the sheets.

Sheets covering cadavers that died in silence;
Silence of humoristic demise on a lifeless cot;
A lifeless cot that communication can resurrect.

Poem by Mugisho N Theophile

Humoristic Humanoid

A Humoristic Humanoid

After having drunk  another shot, 
Ended up having a big blood clot; 
Weather fair;
Felt despair;
And out cold in the ER got caught.

Jim Horn

Why I Laugh

My humor comes from toughness of my life.
The jokes rise from conquering disasters.
The wise are often having humoristic side.
To recognize the Pearls and see the answers.
.
A glass half full or half does not exist.
The roughness of this world can be exhausting.
How often people fall depressed from it.
It takes a skill to get them up and walking.
.
And do I want to join that "down club"?
There would be many reasons to do so.
But if you think this way, then you don't know me.
I rise myself by laughing and by joking.


Meander and Great Gander

Meander and Great Gander

Writing poems and playing a guitar
My soul never scare or leave a scar
Even though some say I'm a rising star
Love hearing me play from off way far

Poems of my personality are an extension
May remove all of your **** retention
Reading my poems is always so much fun
Until off to bathroom body will have to run

Lately, have you ever heard of humoristic
Like a humorist who has gone ballistic
Behind poems and jokes likely will lurk
Something about a jerk who went berserk

If politically correct and into it must meander
Look at grunting goose behind a big gander
Who cussed after causing a meager mishap
So person behind would step in a pile of crap

James Thomas Horn
www.poetrysoup.com

PS. I'll drink to that
And should've bought a cat.
Also, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
That was I who told you so.

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