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Soldier Humor Poems

These Soldier Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Soldier. These are the best examples of Humor Soldier poems written by international poets.

Banguhthon'd
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Dude's limp described by the sum in ink 
could be only by an inclusion of think
"definitely dude's dexterity deserves downtime
for all the day long hiz...

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Categories: humor, poetry,

Knitting
Knitting is an activity
I like to binge on and explore 
Tempted by the colours
At the local spotlight store

All manner of gorgeous hues
In all different kinds...

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Categories: humor,
Premium Member pictures
It’s Friday afternoon. Anna, Lisa, Leong and I are sitting around our common room - sagging actually - after a long day.
“I need a break,”...

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Categories: humor, angst, art, creation, friendship,
Premium Member Country Living
an actor he was typecast

a soldier hit by a blast

but as of right now

he milks a sad cow

farming a dramatic past.
...

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Categories: humor, age, autumn, farm, happiness,
Premium Member This Broom Is My Rifle
~ A Running Joke from Israel's 
              War for Independence, 1948 ~

...

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Categories: fear, giggle, humor, imagination,

Premium Member Onions
The old church lay in ruins, left to languish in time.
He was sitting on the grave talking to Sergeant R Johnston.
Well, I suppose you want...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: death, humor, soldier,
No More Drinking For Me
Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Categories: humor, adventure, anger, animal, drug,
Supper Time
Oh the army looked after its own
It really must be said
Except the RSM didn’t really 
Tuck the squaddies up in bed.
Three square meals a day
You...

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Categories: food, humor, insect, memory,
By Any Other Name
This isn’t the way it happened
But it really could have been. 
Through half closed eyes 
I can imagine the scene.
 
We’re sitting having a beer
The...

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Categories: farewell, friendship, goodbye, humor,
Lawrence Part the Fourth, In Action
There’s civic unrest in Neasden
Which has become a mini hell
The vapours from all those camels 
Has caused an awful fruity smell
The citizens are angry and...

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Categories: adventure, dedication, humor, military,
Admin Inspection
High summer at the Regiment,
Admin Inspection coming around
So they placed a little saluting base
At the edge of the Parade Ground.
A coco matting covered floor
On a...

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Categories: funny, humor, military, nostalgia,
Section 69
Catch 22 was fiction
Appealing to a humour like mine
But there was nothing very funny
About Section 69.

The army ran on regulations.
Obey them and you'd be fine
But,...

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Categories: confusion, crazy, humor, irony,
Volunteer
Need volunteers in the Army?
Here’s what they do
Just line up a squad and say
You, you, and you.
Nobody bothers to think
Or even to ask 
Whether you...

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Categories: crazy, humor, poetry, soldier,
With Stealth and Guile
Never disagree with the Officer Class 
When you’re serving in the ranks,
Never disagree with the Officer Class
For you’ll never get any thanks.
They seem to think
The...

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Categories: humor, irony, soldier,
Big Jim
Heaven help
The unfortunate bloke
Who got caught
By a big Jim joke

I heard laughing voices and wondered why
Then surfaced from gonk under open sky
Didn’t take very long...

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Categories: humor, military, soldier,

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