Relationship Humor Poems
These Relationship Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Relationship. These are the best examples of Humor Relationship poems written by international poets.
The Odd Sock
Grandma knitted me and my brother,
he is blue and I am pink.
We fit snug in Sally's shoes,
off to school or to play we go.
Each...
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humor, brother, giggle, girl, grandmother,
DONUT MATH
We have this wonderful relationship with our neighbors
who live next to us on our street….
We bring food over to each other…usually something sweet.
The other day...
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humor,
i own a skeletoni guess i own a skeleton
we are about the same size
it has my shape and I have its eyes
and when we are together
we share...
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Categories:
death, devotion, humor, life,
A secret weddingThey carried on in secret,
pretending not to care,
then organised the wedding,
not one of the family were there,
mum cried in the kitchen,
the news was hard to...
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humor, family, father, grandfather, grandmother,
His waterline of humorHe floats just above the waterline of humor
I never know if he’s on the level or not,
peers over the edge, on the brink of absurd...
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Categories:
emotions, humor, relationship,
Everything is for the Good
‘Tis a pity I live in the city
and you in a faraway wood
And yet,...
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Categories:
city, humor, relationship,
closeWe’re (my roommates and I) at a specific time of youth - a time I’ll call “close.” We aren’t fully adults but we’re close, we’re...
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Categories:
character, growth, humor, psychological,
A Poem for Kristen and NateA Poem For Kristen and Nate
The boys they all loved her
A real Southern Peach.
They wined her and dined her
But she was out of their reach
Ambitious...
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Categories:
boyfriend, humor, love, relationship,
FootleShe looks at me
with long suffering forbearance,
implying once again I must have
gotten up on the wrong side of my head
as all that comes out of...
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Categories:
humor, morning, relationship,
Don't Croak
There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up...
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Categories:
fun, humor, lust, nature,
Muted MusesWe may need a rest left here
right now
said the Muse
to his Warrior
and her Sage.
In compliant spirit,
Sage feels a rest not
not significant
in music's octaved stories
of wealthy
deep...
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Categories:
health, humor, integrity, muse,
illegal aliensOne evening, in a sleepy Connecticut town, the locals saw a peculiar sight,
a UAP had landed in an empty field, and man, it lit up...
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friendship, fun, humor, journey,
A notable pairA fantastic duo quite rare
In no way can these two be square
What makes Jim's heart wilt?
It's Deb who is well built
With C cups that cause...
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Categories:
beauty, humor, irony, love,
Life and Death of SupremacyThe difference
between RightWing political
and economic autism,
and Religious Right monotheism,
has been greatly exaggerated
To this post-millennial tipping point
of monopolistic omnipotence
predicting sacred Earth's matricide
By LeftBrain-RightHand
dogmatic dominance
of a...
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Categories:
humor, culture, earth day, health,
I love and kiss the CVS peopleI’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed
...
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Categories:
humor, anger, care, celebration, drug,