Patriotic Humor Poems
These Patriotic Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Patriotic. These are the best examples of Humor Patriotic poems written by international poets.
Death of the Pen Quilled In ActionDeath of the Pen
Colonel quill is
On life support,
Through trembled
Voice he spoke ,
This feathered
Friend has served
Me well, as it did
Most other folk .
So it's...
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Categories:
humor, nonsense, patriotic, silly,
What Did I Do - In Putins Own WordsWhat did I do,
Quite the disaster, but if only they knew
The depth of the hole I find myself in,
Thank goodness ambition is no mortal sin.
I...
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Categories:
humor, betrayal, death, parody, patriotic,
There Once Was a Man Named TrumpOnce there was a man named Trump,
Whose hair was quite the frump,
He tweeted and he blustered,
But his speeches all just flustered.
He called himself a businessman,
But...
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Categories:
america, humor, patriotic, political,
Appreciated AmericansMy latest President
also appreciated Americans
he may never meet
or hear
or smell
Not to mention out to get
ever better tasted,
with or without informed consent,
not so vulnerably seen
or transparently...
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Categories:
bullying, culture, health, humor,
Pre-Game CeremonyThe country's gone to pot
Our politics is rot
The climate is too hot
United we are not
...
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Categories:
america, humor, patriotic, satire,
Classified Ad a Satire*** Classified Ad — “Position Wanted” ***
((The following is from ad details written on the ad draft form submitted by the ad’s purchaser,...
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Categories:
fun, humor, imagery, joy,
Poor, Patriotic Samuel LelunePoor, patriotic Samuel Lelune
welcomed November's Thanksgiving new moon
Snarfed turkey non-stop, onward from noon
ascended to heaven...
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Categories:
flying, food, humor, thanksgiving
Lawrence Part the Fourth, In ActionThere’s civic unrest in Neasden
Which has become a mini hell
The vapours from all those camels
Has caused an awful fruity smell
The citizens are angry and...
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Categories:
adventure, dedication, humor, military,
Unconditional DisregardUnconditional disregard
sounds similar to my issues
with Straight White Male
AnthroPrivileged MonoPolistic
property developers
Taking a contract out
against caring for healthy soil
and resiliently protected access
to a wealth of...
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Categories:
culture, health, humor, integrity,
Watch Me In Action Until He Departs - In Trumps WordsThe more I think the more I'm sure
The odds were stacked as all can see,
The Media's rotten to the core
At least on that we should...
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fun, hilarious, humorous, patriotic,
Is This Really All There IsToo old by half.
Just ask the media, ask their staff,
Obstinate may be
But surely that writing on the wall can they still see?
Politics not a game...
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Categories:
humor, age, america, patriotic, perspective,
Competitions In DisregardAm I unhealthy and unsafe oppressed,
suppressed,
repressed,
right-brain negatively depressed?
Not really all that:
competitively left-brain impressive,
first through last impression
newsworthy,
enticingly marketable,
profitably commercial,
slickly corporate,
predatively intelligent
More camouflaged
unnoticed and undefined
unrefined
and, frankly,...
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Categories:
humor, depression, desire, god, health,
The Dt BluesNot so dear DT:
Many voices have avoided asking you
obviously challenging questions,
Like, "Why?"
I have a different
but related choice question:
Ten years from 2020 revision,
would you rather be...
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Categories:
humor, addiction, education, green, health,
What's the HarmThe more I learn the less I know
global warming closing Eskimo Joes
Rivers run down but the Nile runs up
first taste of beer from a tippy...
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humor, patriotic, political, satire,
How To Snag a RacistIf these racists be so plentiful
As them in power would believe.
There should be at least one found
Lurking... about my property.
How to catch this dreaded...
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Categories:
america, humor, irony,