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Grandfather Humor Poems

These Grandfather Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Grandfather. These are the best examples of Humor Grandfather poems written by international poets.


Premium Member age is over-rated
Age is over rated
I went from cute and cuddly
To terribly two
In the flip of a calendar
From being inquisitive
To being nosey
From pre-teen
To A TEENAGER
Meandered
Through the military
Into...

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Categories: age, grandfather, humor, life,



A secret wedding
They carried on in secret,
pretending not to care,
then organised the wedding,
not one of the family were there,
mum cried in the kitchen,
the news was hard to...

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Categories: humor, family, father, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member Not this Time
they swarm into our home like bees
seeking daisies, lilies, roses, and such
we throw sugary treats at them
allow them to commandeer the TVs
and the computers
Their parents...

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Categories: humor, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member Three Legged Table
As a child, 
I loved to watch Grandpa build. 
His basement workshop, 
was filled with tools. 
Tools hanging on every wall, 
wood neatly stacked in...

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Categories: humor, child, fun, grandfather, love,

Premium Member Happiest Grandfather Clock
He is the happiest clock I have ever had!
This was said by my aunt who is never sad.
I named him Bruce, after my kind stepdad.
How...

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Categories: humor,



Premium Member An Old Shovel
I remember when Grandpa used me everyday,                  ...

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Categories: humor, grandfather, old, remember, sky,

Premium Member Royals
The British royal family is front and center this weekend. How unusual is that?

The empire may be gone, but it’s time to recall its ghost,...

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Categories: england, family, history, humor,

Premium Member Sunday Funnies V
maybe they just need some oinkment
when pigs get laryngitis
    i suppose they feel somewhat disgruntled

english teacher's nightmair
observed in a book store: 
...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor,

Grandpa
Grandpa’s got engaged,
Giving the family a panic attack.
Ninety four and marrying
A teen age nymphomaniac.
They all got together in one
Of those family conferences
To try and bring...

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Categories: grandfather, humor,

Premium Member - I Want Grandma -
Grandfather Frost
                       ...

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Categories: fantasy, humor, winter,

Premium Member My Grandson
He recently turned one
Got his first hair cut
blue jeans with pockets.
His gait has changed
almost as if he knows
he’s headed somewhere
not now, maybe
when he figures out...

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Categories: fun, grandfather, humor, kid,

Premium Member Date With the Moon
The sound of a cow peeing
is the wettest sound, let go

like a bucket slush on a barn slab
or so my grandfather used to

say. When my...

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© Craig Sipe  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, body, humor,

Premium Member What Time Do You Think It Is
What time is it? The child dared to ask.
Her grandfather walked her to the enormous square.
Take a peek, he told her. It’s right there.
She had...

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Categories: grandchild, grandfather, humor, time,

Premium Member A Frivolously Frolicsome Foursome
Grandfather was up to the task
As everyone took off their mask
Shouted “it’s no disgrace”
To show all of your face
And offer a toast from your flask.


And...

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Categories: change, confusion, humor, irony,

Premium Member You Are Historical
You are historical the six-year-old says.
He is glaring at me full out.
I know he thinks being historical is something bad.
“Hysterical?” I guess, thinking he is...

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Categories: grandfather, grandmother, humor, humorous,


Book: Shattered Sighs