Grandpa

Grandpa’s got engaged, Giving the family a panic attack. Ninety four and marrying A teen age nymphomaniac. They all got together in one Of those family conferences To try and bring grandad Back down to his senses. Sex with that woman could be fatal His oldest daughter said Grandpa looked amazed And then sadly shook his head. It's just one of those things He said, much to their surprise, It’s just a fact of life, my dear If she dies, she dies.

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Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/9/2023 1:21:00 PM

this is so funny, terry! you are spot-on with the punchlines...

Terry Ireland
Date: 1/10/2023 9:50:00 AM

Thanks ilene

William Darnell Sr

Date: 1/9/2023 8:31:00 AM

Hello Terry! A humorous, interesting, entertaining writer here, Haha. I chuckled, all the way through your poem. Clever, witty, and you are the lady killer diehard. Great penning my friend. Best of Wishes, William

Deb M

Date: 1/9/2023 5:33:00 AM

Terry you are so clever with your humour! What a great and very funny poem! Love it! Debx

Terry Ireland
Date: 1/9/2023 8:02:00 AM

Hi Debs - no but my wife Sue and me perform at open mics, clubs, festivals etc as Sue and the General. Sue is also a poet and we perform for charity. We also work with musician at times, and have had one musician do a CD for forces charitiess of our work. They are on tube under Sammy Lloyd/

Deb M
Date: 1/9/2023 5:34:00 AM

Are you a comedian Terry? Just read your comment to Wendy

Speaks Volumes

Date: 1/9/2023 4:26:00 AM

Well you would certainly get your audiences attention, opening with that one. its TERRY-lFlC.

Terry Ireland
Date: 1/9/2023 5:11:00 AM

Thanks Wen. As I’ve said before, open with something short, sharp and humourous and then they’ll accept something more serious. Pub audiences are genuinely sympathetic for the most part. After all they’ve gone out for a pint, not a lecture.