Child Humor Poems
These Child Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Child. These are the best examples of Humor Child poems written by international poets.
Regrets of a woke therapistI was a woke shrink, I sadly write this verse.
My patients came in bad shape, ended up worse.
Today there was Cohen, who thought he was...
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happiness, humor, psychological, sorry,
That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...
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humor, blue, child, food, grandparents,
Sitting With WinnieSitting with Winnie
Running from MiMi in polka dots
Makes me giggle at haughty tots
Who don’t want to use their potty pots.
I’m now thinking of tequila...
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humor, baby, child, childhood, grandchild,
Squirm the GermSquirm the Germ
Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...
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humor, caregiving, child, education, health,
Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs
Life has many ups...
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humor, child, hurt, life, people,
FLIGHT WITH MY CHILD dodo
Vroom-vroom with my special child
Zooming high in his plane-car
Hep-hurray! He’s the pilot…
Bless our flight, Lord. Vroom!...
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humor, appreciation, boy, child, christian,
A Writing ChallengeA Writing Challenge
A writing challenge Use these words correctly.
You’re, Your, & Yore
Their, There, & They’re
Wear, Where, & We’re
Lost in time, in days of yore,
your mother...
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education, humanity, humor, irony,
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Song of the Piper's Son"Tom, Tom the piper's son
Stole a pig and away he run.
The pig was eat,
And Tom was beat,
And Tom went crying down the street."
Now, this rhyme,
For...
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humor,
Manifesto For TruthThey stole my election,
Everybody knows I won,
But they’ll all pay for it
When justice is really done.
I’m super rich said Trump,
Bur the money is all...
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fantasy, humor, political,
VoyageBy Poet: "A blue carpet as far as we can see. My child I call it an Ocean."
I could not stay,
just needed to run away.
Being...
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humor, blue, day, goodbye, happy,
babbysittingI babysit the daughter (Ivy) of a doctor at the hospital where I volunteer, accumulating ‘clinical hours’ for my med school applications. According to my...
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child, fun, girl, humor,
Thunder
I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,
no...
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humor, angel, child, fun, rain,
Morning EmergencyMorning Emergency
The siren didn’t sound;
There was no alarm,
But an emergency there was,
And it had caused some harm.
The pull-up was pulled down
Removed and even thrown.
Danger!...
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baby, child, humor,
BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...
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humor, child, friend, heaven, love,
Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...
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humor, baby, child, emotions, feelings,