Funny Howl Poems

Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Scary Poem

I love scary poems
Every haunting word
They shake your reality
Your imagination is stirred

Though the magic is dark
It crawls on your mind
And opens the door
Of a...

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I watched her lift her leg and fart
and said that must be age and heart
But wondered why she needed help
when all that gas was power...

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Both Zane and I
            stood, rigid with terror,
      ...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Pineapple Delight

Today is the first day, 
The rest will all just follow, 
and sometimes get in the way. 
There will be good times, 
bad times,...

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Wha Hoo!

My grandmother was a quiet woman. 
She was not the kind, to go out often. 
A church picnic, and or a family gathering, 
All...

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There once was an enema bag named Steve.

Who wants me to go on here?...

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I. There was a zombie gentleman walking down in a valley and he turned to the child and asks, "Why did a vampire climbed the...

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I've not just got a bee in my bonnet
No I have a swarm
My temper has gone through the roof
My face as red as a robin
Cheeks...

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I'm not nosey but
I was standing at the window
Looking through the net curtains
And I just happened to have a pair of binoculars in my hand
Well...

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They nicknamed Doris Day the girl next door
But she never lived next door to me.

Sting is known as sting but isn't a bee.

Davy Jones was...

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Her name was Methane Bertha
And if you met you'd know why
There's always a southern wind blowing
Everyone she meets holds their nose
And then says goodbye.

She eats...

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CHASE THE HEN IN THE KITCHEN!
 -Dharga Nagar Safa

Chase away,

The hen,

In the kitcHEN!...

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Adopt a snow Leopard the TV ad said
Just £5 a month
So I signed up straight away
I forgot all about it
until there was a knock on...

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