Funny Howl Poems

it happened during a strange confusion of reality
when the full moon howled at the wolf
if the wolf suspected interdimensional transference
it cleverly didn’t let on, just...

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Scary Poem

I love scary poems
Every haunting word
They shake your reality
Your imagination is stirred

Though the magic is dark
It crawls on your mind
And opens the door
Of a...

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I watched her lift her leg and fart
and said that must be age and heart
But wondered why she needed help
when all that gas was power...

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There once was an enema bag named Steve.

Who wants me to go on here?...

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I. There was a zombie gentleman walking down in a valley and he turned to the child and asks, "Why did a vampire climbed the...

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I've not just got a bee in my bonnet
No I have a swarm
My temper has gone through the roof
My face as red as a robin
Cheeks...

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I'm not nosey but
I was standing at the window
Looking through the net curtains
And I just happened to have a pair of binoculars in my hand
Well...

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They nicknamed Doris Day the girl next door
But she never lived next door to me.

Sting is known as sting but isn't a bee.

Davy Jones was...

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Her name was Methane Bertha
And if you met you'd know why
There's always a southern wind blowing
Everyone she meets holds their nose
And then says goodbye.

She eats...

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CHASE THE HEN IN THE KITCHEN!
 -Dharga Nagar Safa

Chase away,

The hen,

In the kitcHEN!...

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Adopt a snow Leopard the TV ad said
Just £5 a month
So I signed up straight away
I forgot all about it
until there was a knock on...

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I made a wish upon a
Falling star

“Hoping”

“Eagerly”

To make that one
Little wish

“In hoping”

My wish would prevail
Itself

To be true
And start the rain

“Or maybe snow”

And let me make...

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