Famous Nicknames

They nicknamed Doris Day the girl next door
But she never lived next door to me.

Sting is known as sting but isn't a bee.

Davy Jones was known as a monkey
But I never saw him swing through trees.

The called big John Wayne the Duke
But he wasn't born  within aristocracy.

Lana Turner was known as the sweater girl
But I never saw her sweat.

They call the invisible man invisible
But I haven't seen him yet.

Tarzan was known as the king of the jungle
But go tell that to a lion
Your title wouldn't have a lot to rely on.

Jane Mansfield was known as the blonde bomb shell
So get ready to run like hell.

Elvis was known as the pelvis
But there must have been more to him than that.

Bridget Bardot was know as the sex kitten
But wasn't a cat.

James Brown was known as the Godfather but
Didn't join the mob.

Sylvester Stallone Was known as the Italian stallion?.



Peter Dome.copyright.2014. July.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Belle Avatar
July 22, 2014 at 9:50 PM
Hahaha! I enjoyed this one. LoveLots, Ara
Dome Avatar
July 23, 2014 at 12:27 AM
Thank you so much. what a lovely name. Glad you enjoyed it. take good care. best wishes. Pete.
Dietrich Avatar
July 13, 2014 at 12:35 AM
hahaha. some of your jokes were oxymorons (I think anyway). Not sure I ever know what I am talking about with those kinds of words~ I really enjoyed this one. CLEVER.
Dome Avatar
July 13, 2014 at 6:59 AM
Thank you so much Andrea. your always so kind and supportive. So glad you enjoyed it. take care little bear. best wishes. Pete.
Harrell Avatar
July 12, 2014 at 8:59 PM
Lol, I like this. What is your nickname? We have to come up with something for you. I think I'll call you "across the pond jester". Yeah
Dome Avatar
July 13, 2014 at 7:01 AM
Hey Toquyen. could I call you little cuddle fish?. So good to hear from you from across the pond. Thank you very much take care. cuddle fish. Best wishes. Pete.
Duggan Avatar
July 12, 2014 at 7:28 PM
Peter I just love this, how you have come up with something like that is beyond me, in my opinion you have done a damn good job, love the bit about Elvis, take care,.................Vera.................
Dome Avatar
July 13, 2014 at 7:04 AM
Thank you Vera kind Lady. so good to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you liked my poem and your kind comments. Hope it made you smile. take care best wishes to you and Peter. Peter the other one.
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