Halloween Jokes

I. There was a zombie gentleman walking down in a valley and he turned to the child and asks, "Why did a vampire climbed the mountain?" The child says, "I do not know. Why?" He replied, "To get to the very top to shine up!" II. a. The children came to the door and they banged on the door. "Knock, knock". The man says, "Who's there?" The first child replied, "Zombie." The man says, "Zombie who?" And the child replied, "Zombie home? Get out of here, you can't stay here!" b. The second knocked on the door. "Knock, Knock." The man says, "Who's there?" The child replied, "Ghost." The man says, "Ghost who?" The child replied, "Ghost there? Get out of my house!" c. The third child banged on the door. "Knock, knock." The man says, "Who's there?" The child replies, "Beast." The man says, "Beast who?" The child replies, "Beast there or be square!" III. The Frankenstein's Monster walked downtown and then he turned to a villager and says, "What did the werewolf say to the sky?" The villager says, "I don't know. What did he say?" And the Monster replies, "Beware the mooooooon!!"