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Humorous House Poems

These Humorous House poems are examples of House poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of House Humorous poems written by international poets.

House

Quote By Poet "A house is made with wood, stone or bricks. A happy home is made with love."

A house can be big or small,
made...

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Categories: house, bird, family, happiness, love,

Donkey In My House

sort of kind of um have to say no my husband said.
I gave him a look that said "to me you are dead."
Putting my foot...

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Categories: house, animal, humorous,

The Golden Pass the House of Slithering

Oh wondrous one
What have they done
We're stuck here in a rut
No Paddy's Day, to my great dismay
I'm treated like your mutt

Oh little boy
Fill your heart...

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Categories: house, betrayal, celebrity, holiday, humorous,

New Home - Hell

death will come quickly 
express elevator down 
new home BBQ city 

  

Date Written:3/7/2023 

"4 Place"...

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Categories: house, life, pain, time,

The Dimly Lit House

(* = i)


There’s a dimly lit house where a chicken sh*t mouse
Hides in a hole from the man and his spouse
He’s easy to please
Just leave...

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Categories: house, cat, humorous,

Navigating Through Life's Highway

Life has many highways,                     ...

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Categories: fun, house, humor, life,

Source of Our Awareness

We know we are alive,                    ...

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Categories: body, emotions, house, journey,

Doctor In the House

our mom you sees no airhead

cause shes enrolled in premed

and when we are ill

she gives us a pill

thats why we are not lowbred.
...

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Categories: house, 9th grade, anti bullying,

House of Cliches

I rest my case
on a house of cards
(that)
hit the nail on the head
(of) the nail in the coffin
(that)
hit the ground running
where the rubber hits the...

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Categories: house, humorous, society, surreal, word

House Detective

Sitting here watching TV about the Sherlock Homes tales,                 ...

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Categories: house, food, friend, fun, humor,

If You'Re On a Space Walk With a Helmet On You Can Drown In Your Own Sick

i was explaining this at the 
breakfast table

my wife pulled that electric chair face
but i consider
that it is better to 
be adventurous than 
cautious

my son...

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Categories: addiction, house, humor, humorous,

Dream

DREAM
DREAM IS A PART OF LIFE
DREAM MAKES LIFE
DON’T WASTE TIME
GET AIM IN THE TIME
DREAM IS NOT ENOUGH
ACHIEVE IT NOT A TOUGH
FULFILL DREAM IN ANY ONE...

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Categories: house, analogy, anger, books, dream,

What Makes a House Haunted

What makes a house haunted?

What makes a haunted house haunted
is a question I often ponder.
Is it because it’s abandoned, on the verge of collapse
or because...

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Categories: house, fun, humor, humorous,

Home Sweet Home

Mice in the wall
  rats in the hall
Our first apartment 
  sure had it all

A cockroach or two
  for dinner would do
We'd...

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Categories: house, humorous, insect, memory,

Winter Iv

In the winter I realize 
I became a cat moving from one cozy spot to the next. 
I stretch and lay. 

I watch the snowfall...

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Categories: house, adventure, allegory, animal, art,