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Women Hilarious Poems

These Women Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Women. These are the best examples of Hilarious Women poems written by international poets.


Premium Member that was hilarious
We men on the sand kept our eyes averted and our laughter inside
As four corpulent women in super-sized inner tubes came in to ride.
When they...

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Categories: hilarious,



Premium Member Paesano of Gulf Circle
the gulf circle is where 
brown pelicans dive for their 
dinner over the heads 
of the hungry masculine 
wood storks looking men
swarming in schools like...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, muse, poetess,

Honesty isn't always the best policy
Honesty is not always the best policy...during a romantic dinner..candle-lights, red wine., soft music..we decided to share...you know ..heart to heart .." So Paul ..just...

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Categories: fun, giggle, hilarious, jealousy,

Premium Member Never Be Blue If You Can Be Cyan
I have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth  you went for a silly...

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Categories: appreciation, art, dedication, hilarious,

Premium Member Trying To Hear Two Booths Away
I got freaked out the girl said. It was a wow.
I stretched my dog-ears to hear “….store now.”
She was sitting in a booth two tables...

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Categories: hilarious, 10th grade, 11th grade,



Premium Member The End of Analog
There once was a young man named Davos
Who thought he was quite the bravado
He saw a young lady, fair and petite
And thought he'd give it...

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Categories: hilarious, anxiety, beautiful, emotions, encouraging,

Keeping Rabbits
Keeping rabbits

After the German army surrendered, life was tough
the army had employed many to do road work and
repairing bridges, the allies had bombed.
With freedom of...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blessing, hilarious, humanity,

Premium Member The Village of Trill
Jack and Jill went up the hill

This was never in dispute

It was how Jack fell down

With severe lacerations to his crown

That the jury had to...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: giggle, hilarious, humor, nursery

Premium Member I Am Hal I Mean Dick
Hal is a catfisher.
He has had lots of dates this month.
He cannot believe how fast women are these days.
They practically tear your pants off.

He poses...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, humorous, husband,

Crawl Back Inside Your Mum
Political correctness because we can’t be offended 
We want freedom because freedom is splendid 
Speaking my mind and you don’t like it, 
oh and you...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, humor, people, perspective,

Toss That Thong
Are you all alone on the internet posing nude
Well now there's help
Send 56 dollars to 76 Spock street
and spare your yelp

All of us want you...

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Categories: hilarious, assonance, care, character, encouraging,

Premium Member A Blue Sapphire For a Black-Tie Gala
Diamonds can be of stunning glittering white,
I own one and it's a blue sapphire I admire;
it doesn't cost more than a Ferrari or a Rolex...

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Categories: hilarious, addiction, blue, confusion, crazy,

Premium Member Cool Calm Chaos
COOL CALM CHAOS

           Eager egrets hopping on mossy glossy grass of desert
   ...

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Categories: hilarious, 7th grade, confusion, funny,

Explicit Thoughts Inside
Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Categories: hilarious, betrayal, break up, confidence,

Dollar Store Stripper
We bought the get-up
at the local thrift store.
 
I elected to dress like a cop,
much to the amusement
of the female Dollar Store employees
who whistled and...

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Categories: hilarious, 11th grade, 12th grade,


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