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Never Be Blue If You Can Be Cyan

I have to ask of my good friend Jan who lives far away on the isle of man why on earth you went for a silly brain scan? I would like to know what's up, what's the plan? Is it to prove once and for all that women are superior and smarter than man? surely if true, all the blondes will fast become fans however if correct, you can no longer call me Sam you'll have to call me Sandra now, or I wont give a dam come to think of it, I am so smart I might become tran if you think I am funny, I am, I am Borat from Kazakhstan I am, I am, I am Sandra not Sam

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Jim Slaughter

Date: 4/2/2024 10:23:00 AM

This one made me "smile", too, Arthur. I love the title, BTW.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 3/19/2024 9:19:00 AM

I enjoyed reading your creative/fun write about Jan. Hooray!!! Have a creative/fun day writing away...........

Aurore Severo

Date: 10/9/2023 10:01:00 PM

Very funny, I am sure she will love this xoxoxo

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 10/8/2023 4:07:00 PM

Sandra or Sam your the man A, I five you an A+ for this lol

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/8/2023 7:31:00 AM

Lovely poem. I hope Jan is alright, she was rather sick. Blessings

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/8/2023 5:51:00 AM

Art, a cute poem, made me smile.

Lin Lane

Date: 10/8/2023 5:28:00 AM

Your sweet side is showing, so I'll not sour your mood by affirming that women are smarter than men. Some are... You're a good friend to write this for Jan, and a loyal friend to many, whether you want to be Sandra, Sam, or Borat. Be who you are.

Jan Allison

Date: 10/8/2023 5:04:00 AM

Lol Art you made me splutter my tea - the reason for the visit to Liverpool is as I needed a specialist scan which cannot be done at our Island hospital - The medical reason for my scan must be because folk have heard about my poop poetry so it was done just to check i actually do have a brain lol - that's my version and I'm sticking to it lol lol:-)

Mystic Rose Rose
Date: 10/8/2023 4:08:00 PM

Your golden poop is solid and beautiful and it doesn't stink so I think your perfect as you are brain and all Jan :)

Lin Lane
Date: 10/8/2023 5:08:00 AM

atta girl!

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 10/8/2023 4:25:00 AM

a clever and witty creation, Arthur. Made me smile. Have a wonderful Sunday!