Never Be Blue If You Can Be Cyan

I have to ask of my good friend Jan who lives far away on the isle of man why on earth you went for a silly brain scan? I would like to know what's up, what's the plan? Is it to prove once and for all that women are superior and smarter than man? surely if true, all the blondes will fast become fans however if correct, you can no longer call me Sam you'll have to call me Sandra now, or I wont give a dam come to think of it, I am so smart I might become tran if you think I am funny, I am, I am Borat from Kazakhstan I am, I am, I am Sandra not Sam