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Thank You Hilarious Poems

These Thank You Hilarious poems are examples of poetry about Thank You Hilarious. These are the best examples of Hilarious Thank You poems written by international poets.


The Exterminator
Driving through the neighborhood in a shiny armored truck,
The exterminator arrives, looking to make a few hundred bucks.
He goes from door to door and asks...

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Categories: hero, hilarious, humor, summer,



Premium Member My Confession One Updated
When I was a child I spoke as a Child!   
 As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...

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Categories: hilarious, appreciation, art, business, care,

I Will Shame Your Fatness Thank You Very Much
When I eat I have the discipline to stop, 
and I make effort to burn calories off, 
you snack all day everyday snacking is non...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, humor,

Premium Member Speaking With Shakespeare
I ran into Shakespeare the other day.
Told him I too am writing a play.
He asked about the premise, which was a reeler.
I had no idea...

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Categories: hilarious,

Explicit Thoughts Inside
Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Categories: hilarious, betrayal, break up, confidence,



Premium Member Little Bee In Hospital
Little Bee in Hospital
Terrible news.
Nurse says I’m not getting any the better.
The doctor doesn’t know why.  
Says need to watch what I eat,
 “clinically...

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Categories: hilarious, children, cute, giggle, happiness,

Premium Member The Invention of Shoes - Part 2 - Translation
This is the second part of the translation of Rabindranath Tagore's Poem 
"Juta Abiskar”.
This poem is a translation from the original in Bengali, by Nobel-Prize...

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Categories: hilarious, humor,

Premium Member The Invention of Shoes - Part 1 - Translation
This poem is a translation from the original in Bengali, by Nobel-Prize Winner, Poet-laureate of India, Rabindranath Tagore - "Juta Abiskar". This is a long...

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Categories: hilarious, humor,

Premium Member It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire Accent
IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.

I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...

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Categories: crazy, food, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Welcome To Kansas Sofa Mart
“Welcome to Kansas Sofa Mart. How are you today? Looking for anything in particular?”
They look like an odd couple. He is old and ugly; she...

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Categories: hilarious,

How Unappealing the Missus Went Bananas
How unappealing... the missus went bananas
courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.

Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I do not deplore

yours truly reckons
tis futile effort...

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Categories: hilarious, 1st grade, adventure, child,

Premium Member 10 Conversations In Icu Part I
Number one.

"Good morning. Would you like tea with your breakfast?"

No. I want milk with my porridge but it hasn't yet come."

"You will have to ask...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Post-Covid Dating
Such a romantic evening
Both engrossed in watching
A movie in the theatre
Naturally ‘together’
He occupies the aisle seat
Away some 20 feet
She’s on his left extreme
In between
He messages
In...

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© Vijai Pant  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Ones Plot
Ones plot is as one does
it is the connection with God
and the rails of reality
love thy plot
for without 
you are shot

a lost plot may never...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious,

Did I See a Ninja
I could have sworn I saw a ninja from my boat
who moved stealthily through the night.
Thank goodness he wasn't after me.
He was in just the...

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Categories: hilarious, adventure, confusion, dark, fun,


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