Star Hilarious Poems

When I was a child I spoke as a Child!   
 As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...

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I am going to be rich and famous,
everyone will know me, my name in lights!
Great! Where will you start?
Will you be a singer, dancer, artist,...

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Sequel to Intergalactic Breakdown by : Quoth Raven

Star collector probe on the march inside a residuary marsh,  
a signage in big blue neon letters...

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Ellipse, evolute, vertex and curve,
Humdrum circle or ricochet swerve
Astroids or cusps, arcs or sectors;
What have those got to do with vectors?
Curvature, cone, Cartesian plane…
Oval, deltoid…...

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Whooshing through the universe – at warp speed,
You think that seat-belts – would have been a need.
Cause how many times – did Uhura’s ass hit...

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My best feature by far, my bright azure feet.
A mating dance star, prowess cannot be beat.
South American bird, wing span of five feet.
My diving is...

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Lure of the Tush
In a far and fair, fabulous land
There's a place it's called...

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~ Homage to Walt Sing Matt Tilde ~

The art of the
     "FAKE" deal (according
     to Walt Dizzy...

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Wow, honey, never thought our son would go that far
That catapult's amazing, go get him, hope it doesn't leave a scar
Told you once
Told you twonce
He's...

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The Soul-train was leaving the station,
Believers were gathered on board.
Their hands were all reaching for heaven, 
And happily praising the lord.
But someone was left on...

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Round about nineteen 1971-2, yours truly bid adieu 
to Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School 
   (situated at crossroads – then beau
colic rural routes...

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You saw an old reality show TV star
He was sitting in a popular sushi bar
You said with much dread:
“Why is the place so dead?
He said:...

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Time up! Time up!
Examiner's tune
Shut up! Shut up!
Teacher's tune
Hey! Can't we ban it?

We children get a year to hear
And only 3 hours to star
Can't we...

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A long, long time ago, there lived a family of tin-beings,
in an underground basement in a garage. Oil and grease
were their favorite delicacy. Mechanics always...

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Trump They Jeered and Jeered

On and on Trump they Jeered and jeered
Until into twilight zone he disappeared
Which is where all of the weirdos went
Time together...

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