I Will Be Rich and Famous

I am going to be rich and famous, everyone will know me, my name in lights! Great! Where will you start? Will you be a singer, dancer, artist, basketball star? Quarterback? Not sure yet. But I will be grandiose and brilliant; everyone will be calling my name. I will wear dark sunglasses, and people will fight over my autographs. I will be the utmost! When will you start? How will you begin? What is your plan? What talent will you pursue? It is not clear yet, but when I begin, watch out! I will zing through this world with zest. I will have so much zeal, it will electrify guitars. I will be on magazine covers, I will be the best. I am sure that you will, honey. When will you begin? What can I do to help? Not sure yet. My plan must be perfect. Of course, sweetie, but honey, you are already sixty. Do you think you could start with a nonperfect plan and tweak it? Absolutely not mother!