Name Hilarious Poems

I wanted to build a skylight in my place.
My friends thought it was spurious.
So I went and built it anyway.
Now the neighbors above me are...

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Asleep in the bottom drawer
A place I now call home
I hear a voice call my name
"Sockie, Sockie" where are you 

I am here
I seem to...

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Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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The air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls
 Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls.
  The...

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Dream on Shakespeare, to be or not to be
That is the question, you are always asking me
Like a slo-mo record, that goes on and on
You...

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First, you need to mix the potion.
You must read the instructions very carefully
You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch.
So make sure it’s...

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This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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I met a stranger.
When I was born to this world
She thought me various things
And kept me clean and happy
As ever she could.
But I never knew...

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MY UBIQUITOUS CELL PHONE

At the turn of the century,
A phone joined my inventory.
It enabled me to talk,
Even while taking a walk.

The model was Panasonic;
It seemed...

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Hal is a catfisher.
He has had lots of dates this month.
He cannot believe how fast women are these days.
They practically tear your pants off.

He poses...

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Pickelina Pickelina, cutest dill from Pasadena 
she was hot, she was spicy with a crunch of very nicey 
With a dash of cosher dill she...

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I woke up laughing 
It all got better from there
Something way down deep in me
Was asking to be declared 

So now I prepare 
If I...

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If the title is suggestive they watch me 
put their name in it they watch me 
the only time they get attention 
the only time...

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Oh, Medical Residents

Perhaps, nowjust, perhaps, it was worth it to break my knee and thigh? 
As those groovy young Med students, made me so heavily...

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I heard it from a good source that there ARE toilets in heaven 
they are  called thrones and you must be pure to sit...

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