The Wild and Wacky Humour of Stephen Wright

I wanted to build a skylight in my place. My friends thought it was spurious. So I went and built it anyway. Now the neighbors above me are furious. I got a dog a few months ago, but he doesn't want to play. I guess that can be a problem when your dog's name is Stay. I tried to draw my shadow once but it really was tough doing. I decided to give up after awhile because my arm kept moving. Some folks say I speak too softly. They're kinda hard to please. I say if you can't hear me, it's 'cause I'm in parentheses. I met a man from Japan today. He greeted me with a bow. He asked if I knew what time it was. I said yes, but not right now. I put tape on the mirrors of my house. It's not something I usually mention. I do it because I don't want to walk accidentally into another dimension. I have a plan for my future, and I'm sure it won't cause friction. When I die, I'm going to leave my body to science fiction. Sometimes, when I'm in a good mood, I'll relax and drink some liquor; then I'll open a window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. Last night, I was on the bus and met the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. She said she liked Jewish cowboys; I said Hello, I'm Bucky Goldstein. I went into an antique store. It has great potential. I bought a really old typewriter. It only types in pencil. I went into a bank today. The decor was sublime. A sign said 24 hour banking, but I don't have that much time. This story is a strange one. Of that I have no doubt. My neighbor has a circular driveway. He just can't get out.