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Love Hilarious Poems

These Love Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Love. These are the best examples of Hilarious Love poems written by international poets.

Gallstones Love A Surprise

Gallstones as big as pizza pies,
Indigestion led to surprise,
Surgeon smiled like Mona Lisa,
Did you eat that much pizza?
Fair, fat and forty,
Fatbuckles, you were naughty!
 Bells...

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Categories: appreciation, friend, fun, hilarious,

How Many In The Four Tops?

I may be gormless
And it may be true
But just how many were there In the band?
I forgot
So I'm asking you?

Their beautiful music is a gift...

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Categories: hilarious, appreciation, celebration, celebrity, class,

Sticking to you

What was a gigolo to do?
"I'll fill my gherkin with glue!"
        Virgins said with a grin,
  ...

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Categories: appreciation, giggle, hilarious, humorous,

Poet Licentious

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       “
     Do
    You
   Know
  Phrase
 POETIC
 LICENSE
 Now...

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Categories: hilarious, love hurts,

let's rhyme

Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains 
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain
I...

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Categories: hilarious, fun, funny, happiness, happy,

A LANCASHIRE LIASON

A  LANCASHIRE  LIASON

“Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in.
I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” 
 She...

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Categories: hilarious, age, best friend, character,

Cataclysm: a Hooker Story

Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly

I met a...

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Categories: cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,

Lost In Your Eyes

In a world of chaos, you're a sight to behold, 
A symphony of colors, your story unfolds. 
Gorgeous hues surround, as my heart takes flight,...

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Categories: hilarious, blue, boy, break up,

Split Personality - Duelling Proverbs

Mum said "birds of a feather flock together" 
so I searched for a man who liked similar weather 
until Dad stressed "opposites attract" 
and I...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous, marriage, relationship,

The Court's Most Hilarious Jester

She made this bard the courts most hilarious jester
A ferris wheel of brown-orange eyes expresses her
Try to look in those eyes and not become their...

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Categories: hilarious, cute love, girlfriend, love,

Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Vii

LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII

Fair Elle was an eely lover
who squiggled beneath the covers ...
She was hard to pin down!
When I did it, she’d...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,

My Hilarious Role Model

I met a stranger.
When I was born to this world
She thought me various things
And kept me clean and happy
As ever she could.
But I never knew...

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Categories: hilarious, baby, blessing, care, family,

Ring For Spring

So, you want that ring?
For you, a potion in Spring,
One dead spider, can of fizz,
Boil with roses, no need to tizz,
Cool and sip, O ruby...

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Categories: beauty, halloween, hilarious, love,

Beautiful Infectious Laughter

#HEAD THROWN BACK...
A JOLT* OF FEEL GOOD HUMOR, ATTACKS!
STRESS REDUCES, BELLY ACHING, SHAKING AND "HOLD YOUR CHEST" LAUGHTER FEST PRODUCES...
MUCH NEEDED MEDICINE, RELEASED, THAT'S GOOD...

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Categories: hilarious, cheer up, funny, happiness,

Errata I

Erotic Errata
by Michael R. Burch

I didn’t mean to love you; if I did,
it came unbid-
en, and should’ve remained hid-
den!

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Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101
by Michael R....

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Categories: hilarious, crush, desire, funny love,