Horse Hilarious Poems

Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly

I met a...

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Mum said "birds of a feather flock together" 
so I searched for a man who liked similar weather 
until Dad stressed "opposites attract" 
and I...

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Appaloosa, Mustang or Paint
Breeds to ride and love, breeds who ain’t
Broken by pain or heartbreak
But show them a rattlesnake
That horse won’t have much self-restraint




Put Your...

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Wilbur wasn't always so sure
His horse knew how to be good
He gave him the best directions
And plenty of love and affection

But, Mr. Ed could be...

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On a snow covered beach in the middle of Summer
Basking in the gloominess of a dark so much glummer
There lived a cow who the cowboy...

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H – Have Yourself a Messy Little Christmas
I   -        IMPROVISATION
L – Little Drummer Bouy
A – Auld...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I was taking a nap
And some old chap
Closed the coffin as he heard angels sing
Knock knock who's there
It's me! I'm not dead
Now open the damn...

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Another Day...Another Accursed Blank Screen

Ma wink'n and blink'n
     mind nod yet awake,
     nor insights keen,
asper ho hum...

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We are here
loud and clear.

We are determined to stay.
Nothing you can do will make us go away.

We are a formidable force.
Solid as an Iowa farm...

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I attended a circus with two rings

They showed us all kinds of interesting things

A pretty woman who swallowed a lion of course

And a skunk and...

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Cowboy Ray here...  
I am a bronco bustin lover
Sunday meeting goin to see my girl Darla
Hankerin fer a cold can of beans to be...

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She opened her legs then hopped up on it

She gripped it tight then sat down on it

He started to move so she began to ride...

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How long will I wait Mr. Waiter?
You only brought me water,
yet I requested for ox-tail soup,
and a bowl of carrots and a tulip.
Mr. Waiter, you...

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