Holiday Hilarious Poems
These Holiday Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Holiday. These are the best examples of Hilarious Holiday poems written by international poets.
Make No Mistake We All Make MistakesHave you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain
Like talking...
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angst, character, funny, hilarious,
Holiday MishapYule dinner mishap.
Menu chosen, peon chef;
Lactose –explosion!
...
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cheer up, christmas, hilarious,
12-31-23: A Number's Existential Crisis'Twas the twilight of the year, a twinkling tiara,
December 31st, digits dancing dunes in the Sahara.
One, two, three, one, two, three, it's a prance,
A numerical...
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celebration, hilarious, holiday, humor,
The Christmas Gift
She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...
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christmas, december, funny, hilarious,
Uncle Bob's Christmas Stocking
Candy canes, sugar cookies and more
Sneaking joy into stockings galore
Except for Uncle Bob
Who was always a slob
His held brush, comb and blade he’d ignore
I Need...
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celebration, christmas, fun, hilarious,
Fourth of July
On a snow covered beach in the middle of Summer
Basking in the gloominess of a dark so much glummer
There lived a cow who the cowboy...
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celebration, fun, funny, hilarious,
Wisdom In TriplicateHeading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men,
In search of a stable.
Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able....
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hilarious, bible, christian, christmas, fun,
Hilarious Holiday - HaikuH – Have Yourself a Messy Little Christmas
I - IMPROVISATION
L – Little Drummer Bouy
A – Auld...
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hilarious, 11th grade, celebration, christmas,
Christmas TreatsChristmas came to the town of Asheville
Each one asked St. Nick for a treadmill
Instead, he gave them bikes
Treating them all like tikes
Then he told them...
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christmas, cute, fun, hilarious,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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hilarious, 12th grade, character, hope,
Aussie Outback ChristmasAUSSIE OUTBACK CHRISTMAS
Comin' 'ome in an aussie sleigh,
ol' tractor ute with a rusty tray,
with a big branch of Gum, it be
the Christmas tree .
hard to...
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christmas, culture, fun, hilarious,
Mckerrow You StinkOn the short little drive up 17
was the smell of a land we'd quarantined
Where the place we went through wasn't quite as bad
as the hell...
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character, dedication, hilarious, holiday,
SpartanSpartan
Some men are born to play,
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake.
But it is instead...
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hilarious, bird, crazy, cry, death
A Limerick Quartet, For New Years EveGetting ready for a New Years chin dig
I purchased a new fancy schmancy wig
and bubbly for chilling;
I'm ready and willing
to pare, next year...
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hilarious, holiday,
Holly Day Cheer Oy VeyHolly Day Cheer, Oy Vey
Lemme breathe smoke free air, okay
devoid of exhaust from swarm
(bajillion) enroute without delay
Santas Clauses gas guzzling
hybridized motorized sleigh,
coordinating global deliveries,...
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hilarious, celebration, christmas, games, hair,