Halloween Hilarious Poems

The air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls
 Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls.
  The...

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The night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
 With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...

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First, you need to mix the potion.
You must read the instructions very carefully
You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch.
So make sure it’s...

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Wiccans do ride,
Our full moon tide,
Happy Halloween,
Magic is our scene,
Potions and charms,
Despite flabby arms,
Big girl britches,
Brooms aloft, attawitches!...

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So, you want that ring?
For you, a potion in Spring,
One dead spider, can of fizz,
Boil with roses, no need to tizz,
Cool and sip, O ruby...

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Here is another JOKER with head in sand and crystal ball in hand..
Do not want to tell the truth only interested in telling JOKES..
Pakistan needs...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I am dressing as Elvira, the very sexy witch.
I will walk with her arrogant, self-confident twitch.
I will use a sultry voice, and leave admirers in...

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Laughing witches and ghosts
can't give me shivers,
should I encounter a ghost...
I will not run, but toast;
here comes Bloody Eyes!

There's an underworld known as Fiery Hell
roaming...

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Welcome to Ouija Board Central
The wildest shop on Witch and Warlock Boardwalk
Making a good match is imperative

Do not take one of our particular boards out...

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C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed 
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face...

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Welcome to the mind of the poetical Michael Myers who doesn't have instructions 
you're about to witness a pen cause a horrific Halloween and mass...

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I. There was a zombie gentleman walking down in a valley and he turned to the child and asks, "Why did a vampire climbed the...

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It's Halloween and as we know
It's a special time of year
There's scary things and ghostly beings
Meant to bring out fear

There's lots of innuendos
I hope you...

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CYRUS "THE VIRUS" IS EVERYWHERE. 
WREAKING HAVOC WITHOUT ANY CARE. 
BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK BETWEEN SLIME AND MOLD.
MORPHS HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE I'M TOLD. 
BIRDS...

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