Halloween Horror
Welcome to the mind of the poetical Michael Myers who doesn't have instructions
you're about to witness a pen cause a horrific Halloween and mass destruction
I'm taking no prisoners
The ones who doubted me I'm now making them listeners
my pen is fully loaded and capable of spilling blood
I shot Cupid with his own arrow because I didn't like the way he was dealing love
Instead of relying on him getting his aim right, I'm on my own pursuit
I hold the pen tight and let these words loose
I'm with this new girl because she makes me happy, it's not to make my ex envious
I speak my mind whether it's good or bad I'm not trying to be rebellious
I speak on real life, if you want happiness and fairytales then go and watch Ellen DeGeneres
I don't have the energy to put up with you degenerates
I'm quietly confident and don't want to turn this into a cocky thing
Someone create a charity event and let me meet Donald Trump in a boxing ring
I'll even tie a hand behind my back and give him a hockey stick
and still win the fight for everything he's said or done that I have a problem with
"OMG Alex you can't say that, Donald is supposed to be someone we honour and treasure"
You honour him, but I'd rather do to him what Khabib did to Conor Mcgregor
I'll be told that I can't say that about the president or disrespect his name
So okay, I'll talk about Donald Trump the one who's in the WWE hall of fame
I'm done with that Donald , I don't want to talk about him anymore
But when it comes to rhymes I've got many more
I miss the Kanye who made Through the wire after his car accident
But Kanye hasn't made any good music since he married a Kardashian
I've said a lot of things and offended people will want to take it out on me
But Kanye West isn't the Genius that you make him out to be
He's a good to great artist, nothing less, nothing more
Hyping average songs and albums and calling them classics is this generations biggest flaw
I Understand that we all defend the artists that we find favorable
That's why I'll say Kid Cudi is better than Kanye West and it's not debatable
I'm tired of being asked if I prefer blondes or brunettes because I've dated both
But I'm a shallow man so I'll choose whichever uploads the next naked post
I've had too much fun here when I was supposed to be causing a Horrific Halloween
My pen causes more chaos and destruction than if Freddy Krueger was to visit your dreams
When I give my food for thought I hope your dishes are clean
Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers are now in hiding because I've arrived
Their weapons can't do the kind of damage I do when I write
My pen is the reason you're having a horrific Halloween tonight
Copyright © Alex Duffy | Year Posted 2018
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