Girlfriend Hilarious Poems

She made this bard the courts most hilarious jester
A ferris wheel of brown-orange eyes expresses her
Try to look in those eyes and not become their...

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from SELL OUT
Nick Armbrister 

Cry Scry
She loves him beyond compare
He loves her beyond his eyeballs
She moans and complains
He swears and bangs about
They belong together

In Karmic...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I am a poet with many lovers
Girls of the same mother; they're all sisters
It feels good being polygamous
And I'm lucky that my girls aren't jealous

I...

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X Factor Disaster.

She certainly has the X factor
Beauty chic and flair
And if I had one wish
I’d be her teddy bear
Eyes of fire
A wasp waist
And a...

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Apricot skin
Apricot face
Apricot hands
Apricot knees

Apricot apricots
Apricot cat
Apricot paint
Apricot baby's bottom

In my world I always think
Of a pricey apricot dress
My husband's pal paid way too much...

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I'm tired of rappers bragging about things that make no sense
We get it, you're going to have sex with our girls because you're unable to...

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This guy declared I will knock
At your door even if I become a laughingstock.
I am thankful you live on the first floor
I don't want to...

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I've forgot how to rhyme right
Lack of inspiration keeping me up for five nights 
Writing rhymes to keep my mind tight 
I'd rather be truthful...

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Arhinio the Highland Hussy, is a story about a tribe of woman who were
exiled from the Tribe of Tithious in the land of Srimadd, in...

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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ

Your birth certificate is an apology letter 
from the condom factory

Looks like...

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Keep on knocking and shouting
because I won't open the door;
ring the bell, I won't be answering...
this guy is not your Mr. right.
who doesn't squander money...

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Matt gifted her chocs and a flower
Without joy after many an hour
    Rebuffed trouser lump
    Not even dry hump
So...

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At her behest, he'd sworn off meat
"She knows best," he's latched to the teat
      With calories halved
   ...

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