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Some Romeo - Bawdy

Matt gifted her chocs and a flower
Without joy after many an hour
    Rebuffed trouser lump
    Not even dry hump
So ended the night with cold shower

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9-9-5-5-9 (howmanysyllables.com)

(C) John C Michaels, May 2017

(Lots of serious poems written recently, so time to lighten the mood!)

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/12/2018 8:11:00 PM

John, I keep clicking on things of yours I have seen and I have to hurry off here soon. Please let me know if you have a favorite poem of yours I never saw. Anyway, will try to see one of your poems tomorrow.

John Michaels
Date: 1/13/2018 6:48:00 AM

Hi Andrea. Soup Mail on way!! Regards, John.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/12/2018 8:11:00 PM

and thanks for seeing my poetry recently.

John Michaels
Date: 1/13/2018 6:48:00 AM

Thanks for the visit, Andrea!

Lisa Ricci

Date: 5/20/2017 1:25:00 PM

Hello John. This was the chuckle and smile for the day. Thank you. Limericks are harder than what they look and you did well. Now about that shower.....

John Michaels
Date: 5/20/2017 3:15:00 PM

Thanks Lisa... am glad it made you smile. You're right that limericks are a tricky beast and I've only written a few that I'm happy with (including this one)! Your kind comments are always appreciated! Regards, John.

Eric Boddie

Date: 5/18/2017 11:55:00 PM

now i dont want to sound like a retard....but dude, that goes so hard....but never a cold shower because what i would do....if she told me know, then its on to option 2....lol

John Michaels
Date: 5/20/2017 9:07:00 AM

Thanks for your comments... fair point, but I needed something to rhyme with "Flower"! Hey, you could always consider the "cold shower" to be a metaphor for something else!! Hope the limerick made you laugh! Regards, John.