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X Factor Disaster

X Factor Disaster. She certainly has the X factor Beauty chic and flair And if I had one wish I’d be her teddy bear Eyes of fire A wasp waist And a big fat bum With a tattoo of my face Legs like a giraffe Melons of a chest Her hair is green and purple With a mochiecan crest She speaks with a southern drawl And boy Can she brawl Like a bear in a hornets nest She can drink any man under the table She’s always willing And able she has a slight nervous twitch We have been seeing each other For a bit She has ten fingers And twelve toes And a great big wart On the end of her Roman nose She sings like Louie Armstrong And has Budgie lips As strong as a bull With an iron grip loves watching soaps All day Puts our relationship on the ropes Agile as a monkey With the brain of a brick I don’t know what it was But somehow we clicked Yes we married young As her Father stood behind us With his gun We have our ups and downs I once said something When she was watching a soap And now she pushes me in a wheelchair Through town I love her with most of my heart And in her own way I think she loves me But not when there’s soaps on TV!!!!. ‘’Influenced by an ex girlfriend Who was so obsessed with watching soaps. I had to book an appointment To see her for two minutes in the advert breaks While she put the kettle on. I had to buy a TV times magazine to keep up To date for a two minute date I hate soaps.’’ Peter Dome©2019.

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