Hiccups
Hiccups
The of no colour soluble flammable gas put to
use in welding metals
is
the source of
hiccups.
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Categories:
hiccups, humor,
Form: Free verse
Hiccups
Hiccups
An involuntary spasm
of the diaphragm
and respiratory organs,
with a sudden closure
of the glottis
and a characteristic
sound like that of a cough.
Rather mundane topic
lest one cursed
with said minor inconvenience
that subsequently manifests
into protracted health crisis.
I write much hiccup ado
about nothing, which
involuntary explosive release
comes clear out of the hiccup
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Categories:
hiccups, 12th grade, anxiety, blue,
Form: Rhyme
Hilary Hiccups
Hilary hiccups had helped
Hilary Hellstrom hide the
Historic helmet at her
House in the Hamptons
But the Hamptons held
Hilary Hellstrom hostage
JANUARY 9, 2021
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Categories:
hiccups, fun, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Christmas Hiccups
i'mmm dreamminng of aaa....
whiiite chrissstmasss...the most psycho...
logical timmme of...
the yearrr...whennn peopllle....
lisssten...to their doctors wisss...
dom...with evvveryyy...
preeessscription that theyyy...
clearrr...ohhh i'm dreammming of aaa...
whiiite christmasss...though theres...
no snow anywherrre...
or timmme of the yearrr...thessse arrre...
the tropicccsss...andt weee...
use all the top tricksss...
so people will buy more thannn...
beeer...oh i'm dreaming...
stan sand
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Categories:
hiccups, adventure, analogy,
Form: Haiku
The Hiccups of the Valleys
The thousands of words pain of imagination which improvised the parch of life to itchy sky, the foods is mudslides to the sadden caskets of corpses lying unattended, in the morning where they monitored to acidic
The ceramic of thoughts parches of imagination group of fact finding gluing by the fire exchanging stories, history of
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Categories:
hiccups, dark, emotions, tribute,
Form: Didactic
My Computer Has the Hiccups
My computer has the hiccups,
And now the printer has them too,
Which explains all my stuff ups.
I couldn't find a case of this kind, online,
And the manual was a waste of Time.
I asked my son to come and dine,
Hiccups in the conversation resulted in a decline.
My daughter was next in line,
She saw no need to dine,
As
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Categories:
hiccups, cheer up, color, computer,
Form: Light Verse
The Machine Hiccups
We drove ourselves and it hurts to sit down in wheelchairs
outside by the greasy road where Mannequins wave our way
from inside genetically modified
insects; my lover drives a blue scarab
across the desert land and leaves
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Categories:
hiccups, art, poems, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse
Pick Up Hiccups
Pick up hiccups
____________________________
Are your legs very sore,
did it hurt when you fell
is that a hint of cologne
on you that I smell?
Winks, yes they're for you,
what a sexy smile
perhaps you care to share your digits
let's sit and chat a while.
What..I didn't get your name,
will angel or baby work okay
I will be the perfect date
if only
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Categories:
hiccups, crazy, fun, funny, irony,
Form: Rhyme
Hiccups
I met a slick hick
from the sticks
who gave me a hickey
beneath the hickory tree.
I faked hiccups
hoping he would flee
but he stood there
like a schmuck
trying to help
me stop the hiccups.
Oh, dear (hic) not again!
Hold your breath (hic)
and count to ten.
Standing on your head
(hic) works, I think.
Hold your nose (hic)
and take a drink.
I was ticked
because I couldn't
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Categories:
hiccups, humor,
Form: Free verse
Henry's Hiccups
Henry had the hiccups
But he didn’t seem upset.
A baby doesn’t realize
How annoying they can get.
He’s too young for the water trick
And much too young to scare,
So he just had the hiccups
‘Til at last they weren’t there.
He cried from hunger and from gas
And maybe lack of sleep;
Though Henry’s hiccups bothered me,
They caused him not a peep.
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Categories:
hiccups, baby,
Form: Rhyme
Haiku: Hiccups
Hiccup irritates
Ribcage hurting critically
Many times a day
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Categories:
hiccups, health
Form: Haiku