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Hernia Poems - Poems about Hernia
Hernia Poems - Examples of all types of poems about hernia to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Ever Sniffed a Dollar Bill
...It's impossible to hum with your nose blocked Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia About two hundred babies are born every minute Guess there's not much doing in suburbia Dust un......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
hernia,
fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Offering Thanks To the Lord
...Offering Thanks to the Lord Accept my thanks, Merciful Lord, For shielding me oft and anon From the harsh grips of certain......
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Krishnanand Guptar
Categories:
hernia,
1st grade, life, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
She Can'T Sleep Tonight
...she can't sleep tonight i listen to her vent i rub her belly like in the early years when she had the stomach hernia i pray for any type of flatulence to behave tonight it sleeps in, and i say a ......
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Marty King
Categories:
hernia,
happy, love,
Form:
Free verse
Linguistics 3 My Tonology Hypothesis 1
...Igbo Sex Words I have observed Are High-Low Tone steady bearers: To ‘High-Low’ markedly reserved, Save in ears of tone-deaf hearers… All her words for Male Genital Picked by ears not from hosp......
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Chinedum Ekwobi
Categories:
hernia,
education, language, meaningful, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Surah 33 Ayat 69
...O you who believe!Be you not like those Who annoyed Moses, But Allah proved his innocence of that which they alleged, And he was honorable In Allah's Sight."Surah 33 Ayat 69" Book 55 Hadith 616 V......
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Sultan Bahu
Categories:
hernia,
allah, bible, books, islamic,
Form:
Verse
Medical Procedures
...Two hip replacements and a bypass (Triple) of the heart, A brand-new valve and, very soon, A pacemaker will start. An operation on the spine To help unpinch a nerve; A cataract procedure Com......
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Ilene Bauer
Categories:
hernia,
age, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Emerald Faerie Princess and Lord Dragon Master Learn a Lesson
...Emerald Faerie Princess was eager to Find Lord Dragon Master She had heard that he could fly her to England much faster So many said he would be hiding in a farmer’s sweet pasture. She used her ma......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
hernia,
fairy, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Coming of the Magi
...Coming of the Magi Matthew 2.1-12 Verse 1: “After Jesus was born in Bethlehem...Judea, During the reign of King Herod, magi came [Yeshua], From the east to Jerusalem. 2 They asked: [aroma], ‘W......
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Dominique Webb
Categories:
hernia,
angel, atheist, christmas, god,
Form:
Monorhyme
Deva's Vetoed
...Hot shot in my head writhing the guz let it swim in the round to twirl around the world charm junky paty you can see it Jennifer can't wait can you dusty cobwebs frothing mouth full of hit session d......
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Mimi Bordeaux
Categories:
hernia,
corruption, courage, creation, crush,
Form:
Free verse
Rfid Chips
...I once had corrective surgery, a hernia operation, and was asked if I would authorize a scan of my palm, so that in the event I showed up unconscious during an emergency, they could access my medi......
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Billy Thekidster
Categories:
hernia,
betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Not the Best Medicine
...I disagree that laughter is the best medicine. I got a hernia from laughing and was in constant pain, and every time I'd laugh thereafter, the pain returned intensively again. I've since had corre......
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Billy Thekidster
Categories:
hernia,
self,
Form:
Rhyme
Nhs - No Heating, Sorry
...Went to St Richards early today Had an appointment so that was okay The problem is this; I went in with a hernia But when I came out... I had hyperthermia Whilst no radiator did radiate heat A......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
hernia,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetic Constipation
...I'm on a roll, no stopping me now It would give me a hernia, holy c-c-cow Stuff would seize up My butt would slam shut Poetic constipation it would surely fall-ow......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
hernia,
poetry,
Form:
Limerick
How a Hiatus Hernia Feels
...If Jane carries heavy bags She feels sharp pain Whether she sits up Or laying in bed Heaviness she feels A rock on her chest This is called a Hiatus hernia In time it gets worse It'll be......
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Categories:
hernia,
feelings, friend, pain,
Form:
Sonnet
A Government In Need
...Policies, riding in pyromania flaw after flaw, becoming a hernia the head is intractable which is not acceptable rubs poor Bulgaria to please Romania.......
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Funom Makama
Categories:
hernia,
abuse, africa, america, angst,
Form:
Limerick
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