Hernia Poems - Poems about Hernia

Cross-Eyed Chickens

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There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken
With legs the size of your arm
The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know 
The name of this progressive farm

Aside from the unne...

Hindsight 20 20

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                                           Hindsight 20: 20

                                With the belly swelling for days
                              And the stool stuck in the entrails,...

All Summer Long

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It was ugly,
a misshapen ball, creviced 
and bulging on one side
as if a hernia had pushed
through the lining just beneath
its skin - I held it in my hands,
lifted it to my nose to get the fu...

Ever Sniffed a Dollar Bill

...It's impossible to hum with your nose blocked
Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia
About two hundred babies are born every minute
Guess there's not much doing in suburbia
 
Dust un...

Offering Thanks To the Lord

...Offering Thanks to the Lord

                        Accept my thanks, Merciful Lord,
                           For shielding me oft and anon
                     From the harsh grips of certain...

She Can'T Sleep Tonight

...she can't sleep tonight
i listen to her vent
i rub her belly like in the early years when she had the stomach hernia
i pray for any type of flatulence to behave
tonight it sleeps in, and i say a ...

Linguistics 3 My Tonology Hypothesis 1

...Igbo Sex Words I have observed
Are High-Low Tone steady bearers:
To ‘High-Low’ markedly reserved,
Save in ears of tone-deaf hearers…

All her words for Male Genital
Picked by ears not from hosp...

Surah 33 Ayat 69

...O you who believe!Be you not like those Who annoyed Moses,
But Allah proved his innocence of that which they alleged, 
And he was honorable In Allah's Sight."Surah 33 Ayat 69"
Book 55 Hadith 616 V...

Medical Procedures

...Two hip replacements and a bypass
(Triple) of the heart,
A brand-new valve and, very soon,
A pacemaker will start.

An operation on the spine
To help unpinch a nerve;
A cataract procedure
Com...

Emerald Faerie Princess and Lord Dragon Master Learn a Lesson

...Emerald Faerie Princess was eager to Find Lord Dragon Master
She had heard that he could fly her to England much faster
So many said he would be hiding in a farmer’s sweet pasture.
She used her ma...

Coming of the Magi

...Coming of the Magi
Matthew 2.1-12

Verse 1: “After Jesus was born in Bethlehem...Judea,
During the reign of King Herod, magi came [Yeshua],
From the east to Jerusalem. 2 They asked: [aroma],
‘W...

Deva's Vetoed

...Hot shot in my head writhing the guz let it swim in the round to twirl around the world charm junky paty you can see it Jennifer can't wait can you dusty cobwebs frothing mouth full of hit  session d...

Rfid Chips

...I once had corrective surgery, a hernia operation,
and was asked if I would authorize a scan of my palm,
so that in the event I showed up unconscious during an emergency,
they could access my medi...

Not the Best Medicine

...I disagree that laughter is the best medicine.
I got a hernia from laughing and was in constant pain,
and every time I'd laugh thereafter, the pain returned intensively again.
I've since had corre...

Nhs - No Heating, Sorry

...Went to St Richards early today
Had an appointment so that was okay
The problem is this; I went in with a hernia
But when I came out... I had hyperthermia

Whilst no radiator did radiate heat
A...

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