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Hernia Poems - Poems about Hernia

Premium Member Cross-Eyed Chickens
... There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken With legs the size of your arm The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know The name of this progressive farm Aside from the unne......

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Categories: hernia, animal, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hindsight 20 20
... Hindsight 20: 20 With the belly swelling for days And the stool stuck in the entrails,......

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Categories: hernia, faith, feelings, god, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member All Summer Long
... It was ugly, a misshapen ball, creviced and bulging on one side as if a hernia had pushed through the lining just beneath its skin - I held it in my hands, lifted it to my nose to get the fu......

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Categories: hernia, father, fruit, nostalgia, summer,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ever Sniffed a Dollar Bill
...It's impossible to hum with your nose blocked Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia About two hundred babies are born every minute Guess there's not much doing in suburbia Dust un......

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Categories: hernia, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Offering Thanks To the Lord
...Offering Thanks to the Lord Accept my thanks, Merciful Lord, For shielding me oft and anon From the harsh grips of certain......

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Categories: hernia, 1st grade, life, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme



She Can'T Sleep Tonight
...she can't sleep tonight i listen to her vent i rub her belly like in the early years when she had the stomach hernia i pray for any type of flatulence to behave tonight it sleeps in, and i say a ......

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Categories: hernia, happy, love,
Form: Free verse
Linguistics 3 My Tonology Hypothesis 1
...Igbo Sex Words I have observed Are High-Low Tone steady bearers: To ‘High-Low’ markedly reserved, Save in ears of tone-deaf hearers… All her words for Male Genital Picked by ears not from hosp......

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Categories: hernia, education, language, meaningful, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Surah 33 Ayat 69
...O you who believe!Be you not like those Who annoyed Moses, But Allah proved his innocence of that which they alleged, And he was honorable In Allah's Sight."Surah 33 Ayat 69" Book 55 Hadith 616 V......

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Categories: hernia, allah, bible, books, islamic,
Form: Verse
Medical Procedures
...Two hip replacements and a bypass (Triple) of the heart, A brand-new valve and, very soon, A pacemaker will start. An operation on the spine To help unpinch a nerve; A cataract procedure Com......

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Categories: hernia, age, health,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Emerald Faerie Princess and Lord Dragon Master Learn a Lesson
...Emerald Faerie Princess was eager to Find Lord Dragon Master She had heard that he could fly her to England much faster So many said he would be hiding in a farmer’s sweet pasture. She used her ma......

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Categories: hernia, fairy, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Coming of the Magi
...Coming of the Magi Matthew 2.1-12 Verse 1: “After Jesus was born in Bethlehem...Judea, During the reign of King Herod, magi came [Yeshua], From the east to Jerusalem. 2 They asked: [aroma], ‘W......

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Categories: hernia, angel, atheist, christmas, god,
Form: Monorhyme
Deva's Vetoed
...Hot shot in my head writhing the guz let it swim in the round to twirl around the world charm junky paty you can see it Jennifer can't wait can you dusty cobwebs frothing mouth full of hit session d......

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Categories: hernia, corruption, courage, creation, crush,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Rfid Chips
...I once had corrective surgery, a hernia operation, and was asked if I would authorize a scan of my palm, so that in the event I showed up unconscious during an emergency, they could access my medi......

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Categories: hernia, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Not the Best Medicine
...I disagree that laughter is the best medicine. I got a hernia from laughing and was in constant pain, and every time I'd laugh thereafter, the pain returned intensively again. I've since had corre......

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Categories: hernia, self,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nhs - No Heating, Sorry
...Went to St Richards early today Had an appointment so that was okay The problem is this; I went in with a hernia But when I came out... I had hyperthermia Whilst no radiator did radiate heat A......

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Categories: hernia, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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