Best Hernia Poems

It was in the summer past,
When I had a raging cold.
I felt something move ‘down there’
It was protruding and bold.
 
No, it wasn’t my male part,
The lump was next to that.
I could feel a bit of discomfort,
When I sat.
 
I phoned my mum in Elgin,
And asked her...

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In the main, it's a pain in the brain.
Now just try not to buy I could die.
Patiently wait. Think, my fate will be great.
Now I'm face'n the preparation for the operation.

Pray'n for grace. Turn my face. Think 'happy place'.
'A little prick', then a stick. Oh,...

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If Jane carries heavy bags
She feels sharp pain
Whether she sits up
Or laying in bed
Heaviness she feels
A rock on her chest
This is called a Hiatus
    hernia
In time it gets worse
It'll be hard to breeze
That is when relief is
     found
Surgery...

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