Heck Poems - Poems about Heck

...All I need is a little weed to get me through my day So, Ill lick some glue on "Big Bamboo" and I'll roll myself a jay I don't need much of nothing and nothing needs much of me As long ......Read the rest...

... It’s getting late and I can’t wait to sleep. Insomnia always has hold of me at bedtime. Tonight I feel hopeful of a visit from the sandman! My adult son and his buddies are drinking and playing......Read the rest...

... The flood waters are rising, and rising. The sandbags didn't keep out All the creepy crawlies. Caution! Do not wade into the water! H......Read the rest...

...From the beginning of a new year right to the very end of it, there's something that brings people together in ways that makes our world all that much better. Something that's been going on ever sinc......Read the rest...

...“Yoo hoo,” says Wilma Wind, the gal always waving a friendly hand, though there is no saving you if you get on her bad side, ‘If mama ain’t happy, ain’t no one happy,’ she’s not a saint. She’......Read the rest...

...Frog was selling the heck out of the flowers today A cellist came by asking if he would pay him to play Frog thought the bear was annoying, but allowed him to stay However, he told him he had no m......Read the rest...

...Eyes of deep and tender brown Looking in them I just drown Arms so tight they do not wobble Holding me up as I hobble On weak knees about to bend From the feelings you can send With just one sp......Read the rest...

...Let the muse snooze! The poor dear having been drained of all rhyme in search of reason… Let the muse have a day of rest...when, regenerated he will be closer his best… But don’t let the m......Read the rest...

...writing poems with my chicken neck a sprinkle of salt, why not? What the heck? Words surround my mind, one gives a genuflect. humor is there somewhere, if I knew how to circumspect.......Read the rest...

... Even folks that are not attracted to feet say your feet are pretty. Your neck is long and graceful even those that don’t give a heck about necks, say your neck is long and graceful. I......Read the rest...

... Two guys at the corner of Fifth and Grant, were looking pretty far down on their luck. Because their beat-up old station wagon, just got T-boned by a Ford pickup truck. The light was green fo......Read the rest...

... The captain called all hands on deck He said come on lads what the heck Whatever you do when you have to poo don’t leave the loo in such a wreck ......Read the rest...

...If anyone would like to have some community fun, please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail. The famous Blarney Stone, some can't resist When in Ireland, it's on tourist's che......Read the rest...

...I hate wet socks. I'm knee-deep with diapers floating by. The steel stairs steps (that go up!) Just 10 feet from me. Seawater pouring in from every orifice. I'd be dead already if I had not bri......Read the rest...

...I wrote to Prof Arab And I asked Dr Jew I spoke with Mrs Christian And typed to ChatGPT too One of them said it was spiritual The other, it was not real Another said academic fiction The la......Read the rest...