Heating Poems - Poems about Heating

The morning slaps me awake with a frozen windscreen, keys in hand, scraping frost like I’m chiselling through someone else’s mistakes. My breath hangs in the air, a ghost of myself mocking the effort. The cold flirts cruelly with my cheeks, leaving them raw, only for the radiator’s blast to burn them out of spite. The heating bill waits in the wings, a villain in this...

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randy, Rubenesque, robust, romantic loving their Grecian vacation honeymooners who know how to honeymoon living in the moment learning each other in the most delightful ways heating up the Riviera...

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birdie on a painted slat he flutters into a rush of spring leaves as if he were diving into a cold pool brr…brr pert season is heating up 4/19/2023...

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Aren't you cold It's absolutely freezing in here Put the heating on for a while Haha what do I look like a millionaire Go on put it on and watch the meter and see how quickly the money goes up If nothing else that will send your temperature up and through the roof about 10 or so plus degrees...

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Lord, please turn the heat down up there ~ 'Soon as you turn it down where you are...

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Waking up shivering under my duvet, The north wind is blowing, Blowing through the trees, Blowing of their leaves, It's so cold but the heatings not going on yet, Shivering while I dress, A hot cup of tea is what i need, That will warm me up. Sitting on the sofa blanket around my knees, Sipping my hot tea I'm warming up, Its blowing a...

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Their climate reigns This is a land of fires And more fires of late Too late? The heating earth is fuelled by gases We keep on producing And by we I mean them The owners of oil Force us to toil For their gain We do it again, and again And consume their products To get to work And feed our families And pay the rent We cannot sleep in...

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Went to St Richards early today Had an appointment so that was okay The problem is this; I went in with a hernia But when I came out... I had hyperthermia Whilst no radiator did radiate heat And I was laid out like a chilled cut of meat The staff got abuse from a quite irate geyser ‘I'm going to Iceland to...

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I'm afraid that this poem was too long to post in one part; here's Part 2, full title: Dragons Make Great Heating Systems (Until They Discover That There’s More To Life…) The next month we received two plane tickets, for free, to go out to old “CA”; his life film to see. In a bookstore he autographed...

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If you have a dragon, a great furnace he makes. belching his fire can heat your entire place. But, there is one problem, non initially foreseen; you see dragons, like people, have their own dreams. We’ve hired a new dragon and now I will tell, the story of a dragon, who did very well. So well in fact, that fame took...

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I'm about to fury kick Someone who thinks they're so slick Commotion is their middle name Annoyance is their kind of game Leaving trails of despair Every time and everywhere When they want new fun and laughter It brings up a new disaster Fires I must stop quickly Lives are burned so tragically From his flames of steam and heat Somehow he needs to be beat A...

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Its GLOBAL WARMING The ocean is rising fast I hope you can swim...

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The house is cold, the woman is old. No food in the cupboard. What can she do? Off to the shop, it's warmer outside. No place to escape to. What can she do. Why have to choose. A choice between eating and heating. Pension doesn't go far. She worked all her adult...

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Mother earth trembles as statues stand to witness, rebirth from navel.......

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