Funny Heart Poems

I'm writing on your heart with a faint ink,
you have to look so close without a blink
to understand you must really think
and when you do,...

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I remember this one time
when I was nowhere near my prime
and somebody made off with my heart.


My mother watched in disbelief
and told me to chase...

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My heart is now
Like Swiss cheese 
He loves me not
Yet he loves me deep
Teal eyes don’t deny
He’s only a horse
Any hippie chick can ride
He is...

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They said this strange man ate his squirrel:
such a lovely arboreal rodent, a creature that nibbles.
First he eats its legs, then its body,
but omits the...

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He wandered through his days with pockets empty, bare,
His heart full of hope, but weighed down by despair.
He stole from those he loved, their cherished...

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Now that I've no money,
You said I'm a monkey,
You now think it's funny,
But it's no way funky.
You said I'm a donkey,
That's no longer swankie,
'Cos you're...

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For example: what if it
had not rained that day

you and I had not sought
shelter in the same cafe

perhaps we would never
have met~ a pot of...

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One day you will see the victims of this judgement 
there is a language barrier between life and death 
we mean no one any harm...

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I never understood why people said they “caught feelings”.
That didn’t make any sense. How can you catch feelings?
You can catch a cold or the flu,...

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Did I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.

For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set...

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Daddy was a Gypsy…..we roamed from town to town
Sometimes a little tipsy….but he had to wash it down
Never stay too long…always have a song…to sing
Mama...

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Whenever I hear your name,
My heart starts to pound
I don't know if it's lame,
But in my eyes, thousands of emotions can be found.

At first, I...

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"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet 

How is the tender word love...

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There's a feeling in the pit
Of my stomach that's a bit
Funny, I have never felt
Ever since the day you dealt
My heart such a winning hand
Of...

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I am in love again
I never thought I'd see the day
It was among things I had forgotten
How to feel in eigth grade

The first time that...

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