Funny Harry Poems

Me and my chicken 
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.

Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the...

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On the night Harry met Meagan Markle,
He couldn't believe how she sparkled,
For she was quite a dish,
And he made then a wish,
She'd be his for...

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There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry
Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary
For they were trying to undress
A woman you might...

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Harry Potter is in the world to stay, a wonderful read that entranced me one day.
A casual conversation with a daughter led me to buy...

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My dog is brown and fluffy his name is Harry.
Harry is awfully funny when he jumps right up on me.
When I come home from school...

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There once was a laddie name harry 
he wanted to marry but harry was hairy. 
   He Finally did marry to someone named...

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Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo

                  ...

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A Triple Limerick
About Harry
Written: by Tom Wright
8/6/2006

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There once was a young man named Harry
Who had more money than he could carry?
His money he would not...

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“He glides into my parlour with his shades a tad too low
Saying can you clip my moustache, I like whisk ‘n’ show.
So I take out...

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There once  was a man called Harry
Who could be very contrary
Hated having to shop
Rather go on the pop
Rolled home singing quite merrily...

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Though I ain't of his political creed

   Good ol' Harry Truman we really need

      He didn't apologize

 ...

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There once was a fellow named Harry
who met a pretty gal named Sally
they soon were engaged, and ready to marry
but instead she married his best...

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Husband Harry was well known for using earthy language now and then.

   He used a not so nice word other than "crap" over...

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When Harry read his copy of The Washington Post he began to fume!

   A lousy review of daughter Margaret's vocal talent was written...

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Pippa, sans slipper,loves causing a fight
She dampened Kate's spotlight,inviting her spite
Pip's lured a  royal bastard, without much invite
And smiles sly and alluring, to the...

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