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Harry And Vienna's Couplets

“He glides into my parlour with his shades a tad too low Saying can you clip my moustache, I like whisk ‘n’ show. So I take out my old blade and nip and oops I think I missed Now he’s suing me for having nicked his upper lip, he’s pissed.” “She says I tried to kiss her in the most sensual way Full of Scotch whisky drunk just because I wouldn’t pay. I saw the old blade heading for my throat thinking a joke But this old queen pissed her off because I thought her a bloke.” © Harry J Horsman & Mystic Rose

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Date: 7/7/2013 9:45:00 AM
I simply missed the fun in this one... .... great couplets... love PD
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Date: 6/21/2013 12:16:00 PM
:) You two! Funny! What a great collaboration!!!!!
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Date: 6/20/2013 1:22:00 PM
Hahahaha.........,beautiful joke worded in couplet. My white teeth are helpless here and shining brightly. If any one in tragedy certainly will fall into comedy. Lovely done. Loved always, bl
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Date: 6/19/2013 12:06:00 PM
Enjoyed the combined work..Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by my work, "Spilled Coffee"..Your comments are uplifting..Sara
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Date: 6/19/2013 10:58:00 AM
love the two of you combined hilarious Shadow x Smiles
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Date: 6/19/2013 6:42:00 AM
Hi Harry; This is great. Thanks for sharing...... Lucilla
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Date: 6/18/2013 11:59:00 PM
Humorous love the way you build up the visual imagery.......... Lovely piece of work Shiraz
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Date: 6/18/2013 11:21:00 PM
hahaha. YOu guys did GREAT together. Love it!!!
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Date: 6/18/2013 4:03:00 PM
very nice write wishes
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Date: 6/18/2013 3:43:00 PM
Harry this is outstanding, enjoyed the humor of this couplet. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 6/18/2013 3:13:00 PM
I just love this you are so good well done between you xx
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