Pippa and Harry

Pippa, sans slipper,loves causing a fight She dampened Kate's spotlight,inviting her spite Pip's lured a royal bastard, without much invite And smiles sly and alluring, to the gossips delight Unlike Cinderella, she's swept with no broom Nor scrubbed any floors on her knees in her room In fact her slim legs are both pampered and groomed For her dresses are only one inch past her bloom. Harry's wild antics have stirred some debate The red headed playboy is in rut and must mate Poor Harry, your passion's a fly on your plate The fly's actions have been a royal nuisance of late.! Britain longs to hear Pippa bemoaning her plight A fair maiden in heat, a paparazzi's delight No chance for Prince Harry to rescue this sprite His sword's stuck in His zipper, it caused quite a bite This royal fairy tale will end as all others, Bland William and Kate will beget two royal brothers Pippa and Harry play the press like two lovers And we'll await photo's of them under the covers.