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Pippa and Harry

Pippa, sans slipper,loves causing a fight
She dampened Kate's spotlight,inviting her spite
Pip's lured a  royal bastard, without much invite
And smiles sly and alluring, to the gossips delight

Unlike Cinderella, she's swept with no broom
Nor scrubbed any floors on her knees in her room
In fact her slim legs are both pampered and groomed
For her dresses are only one  inch past her bloom.

Harry's wild antics have stirred some debate
The red headed playboy is in rut and must mate 
Poor Harry, your passion's a fly on your plate
The fly's actions have been a royal nuisance of late.!

Britain longs to hear Pippa bemoaning her plight
A fair maiden in heat, a paparazzi's delight
No chance for Prince Harry to rescue this sprite
His sword's stuck in His zipper, it caused quite a bite

This royal fairy tale will end as all others, 
Bland William and Kate will beget two royal brothers
Pippa and Harry play the press like two lovers
And we'll await photo's of them under the covers.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Date: 10/23/2014 12:55:00 PM
A fav for me. This one is so so very funny. It got me smiling all the way. Poor prince Harry and Pip. Thanks for sharing it, Brenda. Love and light! XxxxD.
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Date: 10/21/2014 9:56:00 AM are naughty Brenda!!
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Date: 11/25/2012 1:53:00 PM
THe 'poor' royals OH my LOL [So whatcha doing leaving me here all alone with no you to talk to, no you to say it's OK when I give you actual feedback..hey you wake up and come back!!] Light & Love
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Date: 10/2/2012 2:39:00 PM
The Saxe-Coburg-Gotha lineage extends all over the world, especially with in the United States of America and Italy - most of our political "leaders" trace their bloodlines to King John of England and the Carloginian dynasty of France - lucky us - their handlers condone prolific breeding & intermerrying so if one is a flop another can take a position of "power" - I do adore the pomp of ritual & ceremony though, and the British monarchy does it second to none - interesting write Brenda - J.A.B. %
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Date: 6/19/2011 6:07:00 AM
Inspiration has filled the pages of poetry over this weekend here at PoetrySoup. I am happy to have been able to read your poetry here today Brenda. Have a wonderful Sunday I will be back soon to read more. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/18/2011 7:45:00 PM
I enjoyed the beautiful tale of Pippa and Harry, Brenda
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