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Scary-Tom Dick and Harry

There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary For they were trying to undress A woman you might guess And scare the pants off of Mary. So the silly spooks Tom, Dick & Harry Who in their own way were ready to marry So they each had a turn Distilled with heartburn To see who could pop Mary’s cherry. Now who was the one to win over this cheeky chick For they all tried really hard with a prickly trick But Marry had the last laugh When she gandered the scary staff At the monster of Tom’s Harry ______. ...the last word is 'stick'...geez! people...come on now lol...all in good fun! Sept.19.2018 Scary or Spooky poem Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest

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Paul Callus

Date: 9/21/2018 4:34:00 PM

This is funny, WW...and that gif is superb! Regards // paul

Arthur Vaso

Date: 9/21/2018 11:40:00 AM

LOL this is hilarious, loved it.

Charles Messina

Date: 9/21/2018 6:46:00 AM

Damn, I thought the last word was "Slick" as in this poem...lol Fun write WW good luck in the contest Love and stick. Charlie

M. L. Kiser

Date: 9/20/2018 5:34:00 PM

Ooh...now that's a real pickle he end up in...great and funny limerick.

Silent One

Date: 9/20/2018 9:53:00 AM

Hahaha... This is excellent..

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/19/2018 4:38:00 PM

Funny

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/19/2018 12:28:00 PM

Haha loved it, of course I knew you meant stick. Good luck w.w Ps, I have no connections to the Tom in this verse. Lol

Lisa Ricci

Date: 9/19/2018 12:06:00 PM

Good Afternoon Winged. The description of romance and your title were inviting to turn the page. First, Mary will always win (lol). Second, The utilization of Betty Boop was excellent for she is fabulous and so flamboyant. I adore her and she so fit your entry and words. Last but not least best of luck with the contest. May this day find you Tom Dick and Harry and yes Mary well.

Brandy Nicole

Date: 9/19/2018 11:41:00 AM

Oh my!! You certainly have a way with words. You know how to make me blush, smile and giggle, all at the same time. :) Love your thoughts WW, because they are filled with naughty playfulness, silly fun. Of course it is 'Stick' I knew that. Lol. You are sooooo Clever and Creative. :) Brandy

Chris Green

Date: 9/19/2018 11:34:00 AM

That was funny and I was thinking "stick" all along. : ) Oh wait. is my nose growing...what's up with that? : ) Funny my friend.

Vijay Pandit

Date: 9/19/2018 11:22:00 AM

A funny write WW..good humor..though a bit on the verge of x rated. You always come up with something original..best for a win, WW.