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Poor Harry, I feel sorry for him.

When Harry Met Meagan

On the night Harry met Meagan Markle,
He couldn't believe how she sparkled,
For she was quite a dish,
And he made then a wish,
She'd be his for he was already partial,

To the way that she stood, walked and spoke,
And he made it plain it's no joke.
He took her to wife,
And she ruined his life,
Compared to before now he's broke;

For his grandma is England's queen,
And folks bowed when he came on the scene.
Now he's Meagan's toy boy,
But she's still his joy,
He's too blind to see through her scheme.

She wanted to be a big shot,
But her beauty is all that she's got,
And with stars in his eyes,
Harry reached for his prize,
And wound up with a high maintenance snot.

She tried to cash in on his name,
But the royals won't play that game.
They called her trashy,
Said she was too flashy,
And that her whole family's the same.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Leffanta Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 12:24 PM
Enjoyed! Hard to believe Meagan declined to curtsy to the elderly woman who treated Donald J. Trump like an human being! Aloha! Rico
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 3:05 PM
Right. I agree. God Bless, JB
Y. Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 12:15 PM
Hi Judy, You penned some good limericks. The thing is ,we all are on the outside looking in. We don't know what’s real are fake. If the accusations are true, perhaps they needed to be said. They have little Archie and another one on the way; I wish them well. I enjoyed the read- Alexis
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 3:03 PM
Thanks bunches Alexis. Point well taken. God Bless, JB
Kendrick Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 6:50 AM
I would say the whole series of events are one giant jumbled confusion. If he really loves her and maybe knows her better than we do their life could be good. If he is really cut off from money, it won't be easy especially for him because of the financial part. If she wanted wealth and royal servants and is not really in love with Harry then there possibly will be big problems in the future. Enjoyed reading . I think you have said many people's thoughts. Thanks for dropping by my page. Sara
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 11:33 AM
Thanks bunches Sara. I totally agree. God Bless, JB
Buhagiar Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 1:16 AM
Loved your limericks. And you are right. She ruined him. One day they will separate.
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 11:28 AM
I think so too but worry about how she will punish him through his kids. He made a big mistake becoming a daddy with her. Thanks bunches Victor. God Bless, JB
Horsman Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 10:48 PM
Wow, Being a Brit living in Australia, I agreed with every word and sentiment. The fact she dressed and her hair emulated, Mrs Simpson from the 1930's when the last major royal incidence happen, told me the whole media thing with Oprah Winfrey was scripted from the beginning. Great Limericks Judy.
Ball Avatar
March 23, 2021 at 9:38 AM
Right you are Harry. Oprah seems nice on the T.V. but understand that she is quite different in real life. God Bless, JB
Pettit Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 6:31 PM
Royals are just people like commoners. They too have their problems. Good write.
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 6:24 AM
Ooohoohoo! Don't let them hear you say that. lol They ain't like us, or We ain't like them. Thanks bunches my friend. God Bless, JB
Wolf Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 6:27 PM
Oh, I just love this. Couldn't agree with you more. Harry got led around by the nose there. Love sure is blind. As blind as America is to the gal that interviewed Megan. (Ha, ha. You may well not agree with that.). At any rate, excellent analysis, Judy! :) gw
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 6:20 AM
Thanks bunches Gershon. God Bless, JB
Allison Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 5:28 PM
I pity the queen and i pity Prince Harry - he's made his bed he's got to lie in in. I just think Megans a good actress and they threw the dummy out of the pram when the royak family didn't go along with their plans - they can't have their cake and eat it being 'royal' when it suits them. great string of limericks by the way Judy xx:-) hugs Jan xx
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 6:17 AM
Thanks bunches Jan. God Bless, JB
Laurie Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 5:23 PM
Hello Judy … I know nothing about British Royalty but the news brings up the scandal that occurs but the wall stays pretty much in tact. Like you, I’m not sure who to believe but I know who’ll eventually win - thanks Judy - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 6:15 AM
My husband thinks royalty is a lot like the Mafia. They can be very good and useful friends but you don't want to make them mad. lol Thanks bunches Lindsay. God Bless, JB
Hankins Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 3:32 PM
Good writing, Judy. As Carolyn said below, "I guess we'll never know." I watched the interview and, though Ms Markle laid out some heavy accusations, I missed the regretful tear. Her face seemed rather plastic to me. But, who knows? It will all blow over, don't you think?
Ball Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 6:11 AM
Hopefully yes but we shall see what we shall see. Like my mother used to say, The more you stir poop the worse it stinks. Thanks bunches. God Bless, JB
Devonshire Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 2:18 PM
I hate to say it, but I have wondered how much of what Meghan said about the royal family is true. Actresses are used to the limelight and this accusation surely brought her a lot of attention. I guess we'll never know what was really said, or by whom. Great writing, Judy! Hugs, Carolyn
Ball Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 2:38 PM
Thanks bunches Carolyn. God Bless, JB
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