When Harry Met Meagan

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Poor Harry, I feel sorry for him.

On the night Harry met Meagan Markle,
He couldn't believe how she sparkled,
For she was quite a dish,
And he made then a wish,
She'd be his for he was already partial,

To the way that she stood, walked and spoke,
And he made it plain it's no joke.
He took her to wife,
And she ruined his life,
Compared to before now he's broke;

For his grandma is England's queen,
And folks bowed when he came on the scene.
Now he's Meagan's toy boy,
But she's still his joy,
He's too blind to see through her scheme.

She wanted to be a big shot,
But her beauty is all that she's got,
And with stars in his eyes,
Harry reached for his prize,
And wound up with a high maintenance snot.

She tried to cash in on his name,
But the royals won't play that game.
They called her trashy,
Said she was too flashy,
And that her whole family's the same.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 3/15/2021 12:24:00 PM
Enjoyed! Hard to believe Meagan declined to curtsy to the elderly woman who treated Donald J. Trump like an human being! Aloha! Rico
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Judy Ball
Date: 3/15/2021 3:05:00 PM
Right. I agree. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/15/2021 12:15:00 PM
Hi Judy, You penned some good limericks. The thing is ,we all are on the outside looking in. We don't know what’s real are fake. If the accusations are true, perhaps they needed to be said. They have little Archie and another one on the way; I wish them well. I enjoyed the read- Alexis
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Date: 3/15/2021 3:03:00 PM
Thanks bunches Alexis. Point well taken. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/15/2021 6:50:00 AM
I would say the whole series of events are one giant jumbled confusion. If he really loves her and maybe knows her better than we do their life could be good. If he is really cut off from money, it won't be easy especially for him because of the financial part. If she wanted wealth and royal servants and is not really in love with Harry then there possibly will be big problems in the future. Enjoyed reading . I think you have said many people's thoughts. Thanks for dropping by my page. Sara
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Judy Ball
Date: 3/15/2021 11:33:00 AM
Thanks bunches Sara. I totally agree. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/15/2021 1:16:00 AM
Loved your limericks. And you are right. She ruined him. One day they will separate.
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Judy Ball
Date: 3/15/2021 11:28:00 AM
I think so too but worry about how she will punish him through his kids. He made a big mistake becoming a daddy with her. Thanks bunches Victor. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/14/2021 10:48:00 PM
Wow, Being a Brit living in Australia, I agreed with every word and sentiment. The fact she dressed and her hair emulated, Mrs Simpson from the 1930's when the last major royal incidence happen, told me the whole media thing with Oprah Winfrey was scripted from the beginning. Great Limericks Judy.
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Judy Ball
Date: 3/23/2021 9:38:00 AM
Right you are Harry. Oprah seems nice on the T.V. but understand that she is quite different in real life. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/14/2021 6:31:00 PM
Royals are just people like commoners. They too have their problems. Good write.
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Judy Ball
Date: 3/15/2021 6:24:00 AM
Ooohoohoo! Don't let them hear you say that. lol They ain't like us, or We ain't like them. Thanks bunches my friend. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/14/2021 6:27:00 PM
Oh, I just love this. Couldn't agree with you more. Harry got led around by the nose there. Love sure is blind. As blind as America is to the gal that interviewed Megan. (Ha, ha. You may well not agree with that.). At any rate, excellent analysis, Judy! :) gw
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Judy Ball
Date: 3/15/2021 6:20:00 AM
Thanks bunches Gershon. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/14/2021 5:28:00 PM
I pity the queen and i pity Prince Harry - he's made his bed he's got to lie in in. I just think Megans a good actress and they threw the dummy out of the pram when the royak family didn't go along with their plans - they can't have their cake and eat it being 'royal' when it suits them. great string of limericks by the way Judy xx:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/15/2021 6:17:00 AM
Thanks bunches Jan. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/14/2021 5:23:00 PM
Hello Judy … I know nothing about British Royalty but the news brings up the scandal that occurs but the wall stays pretty much in tact. Like you, I’m not sure who to believe but I know who’ll eventually win - thanks Judy - Lindsay
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Date: 3/15/2021 6:15:00 AM
My husband thinks royalty is a lot like the Mafia. They can be very good and useful friends but you don't want to make them mad. lol Thanks bunches Lindsay. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/14/2021 3:32:00 PM
Good writing, Judy. As Carolyn said below, "I guess we'll never know." I watched the interview and, though Ms Markle laid out some heavy accusations, I missed the regretful tear. Her face seemed rather plastic to me. But, who knows? It will all blow over, don't you think?
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Judy Ball
Date: 3/15/2021 6:11:00 AM
Hopefully yes but we shall see what we shall see. Like my mother used to say, The more you stir poop the worse it stinks. Thanks bunches. God Bless, JB
Date: 3/14/2021 2:18:00 PM
I hate to say it, but I have wondered how much of what Meghan said about the royal family is true. Actresses are used to the limelight and this accusation surely brought her a lot of attention. I guess we'll never know what was really said, or by whom. Great writing, Judy! Hugs, Carolyn
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Judy Ball
Date: 3/14/2021 2:38:00 PM
Thanks bunches Carolyn. God Bless, JB
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