Harrumphed Poems - Poems about Harrumphed

... Where did the quality of life go? We were on bicycles, jumping rope, eating popsicles. Who cared about dirt? We threw our body into pools with nary a care. The elderly with ca......Read the rest...

...Patience with a Purpose swans stood motionless imitating spray painted flamingos geese in the distance mimicked a talk show panel turtles sunbathed “sans sun block” carp slithered in shallow ......Read the rest...

...The Sun -- he was just happy to shine The Moon -- all she could do was whine The Cause -- Both the sun and the moon shone so bright The Effect -- There wasn't any room for the night The Offe......Read the rest...

...      Old woman, needed meals delivered. Upon seeing the forms, plain shivered! A woman, a man? No, I am a ham! She harrumphed and papers were......Read the rest...

...Lawyer Wainwright harrumphed and rose to his feet To defend his client in front of the jury, In what all thought would be an impossible feat, But approached the jury in a manner unhurried. He b......Read the rest...

......inspired by 'The Outing' by Dylan Thomas His waistcoat full to bursting he harrumphed through the public house like Hell itself was after him and tripped, and missed his stool. "Pull me a......Read the rest...

......inspired by 'The Outing' by Dylan Thomas His waistcoat full to bursting he harrumphed through the public house like Hell itself was after him and tripped, and missed his stool. "Pull me a......Read the rest...

......inspired by 'The Outing' by Dylan Thomas His waistcoat full to bursting he harrumphed through the public house like Hell itself was after him and tripped, and missed his stool. "Pull me a pint!"......Read the rest...