Harrumphed Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Patience With a Purpose

Patience with a Purpose

swans stood motionless
imitating spray painted flamingos
geese in the distance
mimicked a talk show panel
turtles sunbathed “sans sun block”
carp slithered in shallow mud
pickerel, unable to hide their toothy grins,
slyly awaited passersby
old bull frogs “harrumphed”
exchanging their glory days 
a stick figure Heron posed
patience… with a purpose
                                     ...……..a kayak respectfully floating past


John G. Lawless
©6/4/2021

Premium Member The Sun and the Moon - List With a Twist

The Sun -- he was just happy to shine
The Moon -- all she could do was whine

The Cause -- Both the sun and the moon shone so bright
The Effect --  There wasn't any room for the night

The Offer --  The Sun said, "I'll be glad my shine to diminish"
The Reply --  The Moon harrumphed, "I'm keeping my dazzle to the finish"

The Winner -- God said to the Sun, "You can stay just as you are"
The Loser -- He said to the Moon, "You rule the night; I'll give you some stars"

The Moral -- Be happy with whatever you've got
The Un-Moral -- Don't try to be what you're not



                      March 08, 2021
            List with a Twist Poetry Contest
                 Sponsor: Charles Messina

Premium Member Ridiculous Questions On Forms

     



        Old woman, needed meals delivered.
        Upon seeing the forms, plain shivered!
        A woman, a man? 
        No, I am a ham!
        She harrumphed and papers were slivered!


                           2/15/2021
                             ~ 2 ~


                      {First limerick, ever}


Stumble

...inspired by 'The Outing' by Dylan Thomas


His waistcoat full to bursting
he harrumphed through the public house
like Hell itself was after him
and tripped, and missed his stool.
"Pull me a pint!" he cried, 
"and never mind the bill, we'll settle up!"
A face pricked like a strawberry, 
and just as red, spit spraying
as he bellowed he was jovial, inebriated,
in his cups before the opening bell
and known to one and all as Stumble.
The Snug was crammed, like-minded men
determined for a belly full. 
At closing time they locked the doors 
and started on the bottles.
They posted Ernie Jenkins as a
lookout for the constable,
lead tenor in the male voice choir.
Dispensing with his duties
he joined in with all the rest,
pickled voices still in tune,
until the pub was dry, the notes exhausted. 
Stumble bade goodnight to all the rest
and staggered through the dim-lit streets,
his true and constant friend the flying moon.

Stumble

...inspired by 'The Outing' by Dylan Thomas


His waistcoat full to bursting
he harrumphed through the public house
like Hell itself was after him
and tripped, and missed his stool.
"Pull me a pint!" he cried, 
"and never mind the bill, we'll settle up!"
A face pricked like a strawberry, 
and just as red, spit spraying
as he bellowed he was jovial, inebriated,
in his cups before the opening bell
and known to one and all as Stumble.

The Snug was crammed, like-minded men
determined for a belly full. 
At closing time they locked the doors 
and started on the bottles.
They posted Ernie Jenkins as a
lookout for the constable,
lead tenor in the male voice choir.
Dispensing with his duties
he joined in with all the rest,
pickled voices still in tune,
until the pub was dry, the notes exhausted. 
Stumble bade goodnight to all the rest
and staggered through the dim-lit streets,
his true and constant friend the flying moon.

Stumble

...inspired by 'The Outing' by Dylan Thomas


His waistcoat full to bursting
he harrumphed through the public house
like Hell itself was after him
and tripped, and missed his stool.
"Pull me a pint!" he cried, 
"and never mind the bill, we'll settle up!"
A face pricked like a strawberry, 
and just as red, spit spraying
as he bellowed he was jovial, inebriated,
in his cups before the opening bell
and known to one and all as Stumble.

The Snug was crammed, like-minded men
determined for a bellyfull. 
At closing time they locked the doors 
and started on the bottles.
They posted Ernie Jenkins as a
lookout for the constable,
lead tenor in the male voice choir.
Dispensing with his duties
he joined in with all the rest,
pickled voices still in tune,
until the pub was dry, the notes exhausted. 
Stumble bade goodnight to all the rest
and staggered through the dim-lit streets,
his true and constant friend the flying moon.


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