Ridiculous Questions On Forms


     



        Old woman, needed meals delivered.
        Upon seeing the forms, plain shivered!
        A woman, a man? 
        No, I am a ham!
        She harrumphed and papers were slivered!


                           2/15/2021
                             ~ 2 ~


                      {First limerick, ever}

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Wolf Avatar
February 15, 2021 at 6:56 PM
Alright, Pangie! That Sam I Ham, That Sam I Ham, I do not like stupid forms or Ham... Here's to many more entertaining limericks! Best always, gw
Romios Avatar
February 15, 2021 at 7:34 PM
Yes, yes... I have had a lifetime full of limerick material Thanks Grershon Pangie
Hinshaw Avatar
February 15, 2021 at 4:29 PM
Welcome to the Limerick Club! Ya done good, Pangie. I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Bob
Romios Avatar
February 15, 2021 at 7:36 PM
Thznks, bob for this acknowledgement. I admire so....you and others who can do do. Pangie
Crabtree Avatar
February 15, 2021 at 3:32 PM
Seems there's forms for everything these days. Great Limerick, Panagiota :)
Romios Avatar
February 15, 2021 at 4:08 PM
Thanks for saying so. I needed to hear thar Pangoe
Cunningham Avatar
February 15, 2021 at 2:44 PM
Lol, why not just put person on the form. No confusion that way.. Tom
Romios Avatar
February 15, 2021 at 4:06 PM
Person....human.. Man or woman is evil now? Society obsedded with what you do in bedroom? With who, etc. Forgot to ask ,,,how many? ))) How about boots and whips? Crackpots in government create these in the US You should see the censuses questions,, Even nore moronic, Pangie
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