Lost and Found
...We found them!!
They were in the alley next to the piled trash
outside the club.
We were probably so drunk last night;
we left them on the barstools.
We quickly put them on and hurried...
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Categories:
hanes, cute, funny, happy, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Underpants
...Designer underpants are the rage
With Hanes and Joe Boxer too
Fruit of the Loom and Calvin Klein
I can name more than just a few
How about Banana Republic
Also Navy and Tommy John
They're the...
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Categories:
hanes, clothes, devotion, humor,
Form: Quatrain
A Poetic Pinnacle - Release 2
...A Poetic Pinnacle – Release 2
By Franklin Price12/10/2016
A poetic pinnacle I'm trying to attain
The thought of it is daunting as it's running through my brain
There is no heavy lifting, where ...
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Categories:
hanes, fun, humor, imagination,
Form: Monorhyme
A Poetic Pinnacle
...A Poetic Pinnacle
By Franklin Price12/10/2016
A poetic pinnacle I'm trying to attain
The thought of it is daunting as it's running through my brain
There is no heavy lifting, where I would need...
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Categories:
hanes, humor,
Form: Monorhyme
Joe Namath Clerihew
...The Jets' superstar, "Joe Willie Whiteshoes,"
loved baseball, golf, women, and booze.
With bad knees and his sports career dead,
he modeled Hanes pantyhose instead!
Posted 11/5/12 Now...
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Categories:
hanes, career, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Ewmer and Bugs Paint the Town Wed
...Got home awound twee (I was dwunk as a wouse)
Awose pwomptly at six wit' dwy cotton-mouth
I knew wather soon my day was gonna' bwow
When I stwuggled outta' bed and stubbed my wight toe
Fwopped ba...
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Categories:
hanes, funny, life,
Form: Light Verse
The Man With the Sock Tattoos
...it all began with a lazy man,
who on his least lazy day was certainly more
lazy
than you or i,
and on one especially lazy day,
this rotund sloth
sat in his own filth one late afternoon,
after not sh...
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Categories:
hanes, life, time, time,
Form: Free verse
My Wife Beater Shirt
...I buy the Hanes three in a pack
I have a house, not big, but not a shack
I drink my juice sitting on the couch
I have no ambition, I am referred to as the slouch
I sit out front and drunk bef...
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Categories:
hanes, funny, satire, song-me, wife,
Form: ABC