Hanes Poems - Poems about Hanes

...We found them!! They were in the alley next to the piled trash outside the club. We were probably so drunk last night; we left them on the barstools. We quickly put them on and hurried......Read the rest...

...Designer underpants are the rage With Hanes and Joe Boxer too Fruit of the Loom and Calvin Klein I can name more than just a few How about Banana Republic Also Navy and Tommy John They're the......Read the rest...

...A Poetic Pinnacle – Release 2 By Franklin Price12/10/2016 A poetic pinnacle I'm trying to attain The thought of it is daunting as it's running through my brain There is no heavy lifting, where ......Read the rest...

...A Poetic Pinnacle By Franklin Price12/10/2016 A poetic pinnacle I'm trying to attain The thought of it is daunting as it's running through my brain There is no heavy lifting, where I would need......Read the rest...

...The Jets' superstar, "Joe Willie Whiteshoes," loved baseball, golf, women, and booze. With bad knees and his sports career dead, he modeled Hanes pantyhose instead! Posted 11/5/12 Now......Read the rest...

...Got home awound twee (I was dwunk as a wouse) Awose pwomptly at six wit' dwy cotton-mouth I knew wather soon my day was gonna' bwow When I stwuggled outta' bed and stubbed my wight toe Fwopped ba......Read the rest...

...it all began with a lazy man, who on his least lazy day was certainly more lazy than you or i, and on one especially lazy day, this rotund sloth sat in his own filth one late afternoon, after not sh......Read the rest...

...I buy the Hanes three in a pack I have a house, not big, but not a shack I drink my juice sitting on the couch I have no ambition, I am referred to as the slouch I sit out front and drunk bef......Read the rest...