My Wife Beater Shirt
I buy the Hanes three in a pack
I have a house, not big, but not a shack
I drink my juice sitting on the couch
I have no ambition, I am referred to as the slouch
I sit out front and drunk before the morning sun
With My Wife Beater Shirt I Get Things Done
My girl gets a welfare check every month on the first
I have her brainwashed like Patty Hearst
But then again, I have many hoes
With my smooth charming ways, I keep them close
I am the spider, they are the flies, what a web I've spun
With My Wife Beater Shirt I Get Things Done
Sweat causes me to change my shirt too soon
Maybe I should switch to Friut of the Loom
I just got a new ho with a love that stuns
With My Wife Beater Shirt I Get Things Done
The Marios come by to sell me some heat
Stolen fresh from up the street
Huge discounts on plasma tv's
They say I can choose from several dvd's
Now the cops have got me on the run
With My Wife Beater Shirt I Get Things Done
Now I'm sitting in the clink
No hoes, no welfare, no juice to drink
Now I wear orange and pick up highway trash
Free meals, a bed, a roof over my head, there's no need for cash
According to my coveralls, I am inmate number 101
Without My Wife Beater Shirt, I No Longer Get Things Done
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