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Handyman Poems - Poems about Handyman


Premium Member Handyman
Handyman Can't compete with someone who... Is already waiting at your door. Already he is back with you... And you've moved on again once more. Heart breaking to believe that we... Had almost reached a place of trust. To only just the next day see... Once again there is no us. Handyman is at your door... And ready with his tools... I guess you need repaired...

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Categories: handyman, betrayal, heartbroken, hilarious, moving
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Handyman
[The Candyman] Who can take a hairball? Blame it on the cat Flush it down the tank And you laugh a lot for that It’s the handyman Yes, it's the handyman The handyman can ‘Cause you pay him for the laugh When the laugh is on you Yes, the laugh is on you ‘Cause he took you for a fool And he’s not done yet (No, he’s not...

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Categories: handyman, abuse, cat, humor,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member Andy the Handyman
Andy the Handyman Andy was cleverly skilled at his art he built mechanical things part by part Andy worked all the time couldn’t stop it but the wife would blast off like a rocket. He couldn’t understand the dramatics when he built a carriage in the garage The wife said it was a bloomin’ disgrace she didn’t want it taking up the...

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Categories: handyman, conflict, humorous, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Useful Toolbox of Happiness
A dull-looking scuffed up ebony toolbox full of pure happiness, Sat in the back of Charley’s old green Chevy pick-up truck, Waiting for him to drink his three cups of coffee. “Another adventure!” the wrench said to the clamps. The tools knew that Charley would be using them today for sure. He had thrown a tarp, some paint cans, and...

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Categories: handyman, happy, joy,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member The Tinker Contest
It’s the beginning of best tinker week! Get up! Let’s go! Wake up! Come on! The rest of the family has already gone! I jump out of bed, excited of course, who will be the fastest? The best at the fix? We dash up to the town square, where lies the tinker contest stage. There are six finalists there,...

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Categories: handyman, 10th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Handyman Me
Finding myself alone after so many years. I learned that I was somewhere that I didn't want to be. I needed to step up and conquer my fears. If I didn't, I would never be free. At first, I didn't do much but sit and cry. Feeling such grief day after day. I felt so removed from it all, didn't even...

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Categories: handyman, house, identity, moving on,
Form: Quatrain
The Handyman and Her
The spiral staircase made her high heels sing. The handyman had heard raw music ring - clickety clack, clickety, clickety clack! Musing how the heads of woodpeckers spring, right on, he bounded up the steps to check and found her with a noose about her neck ready to jump. Quickly he pulled her back wondering what he could do to save this...

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Categories: handyman, prayer, suicide,
Form: Quatrain
Your Broken Handyman
Oh you broken infinity; gray in nature. Allow me to repair you. I am a handyman of words, breaking down this soft-spoken language in rhythmic remedy, yet only for you, my good neighbor. You are the everlasting universe, but let's not stumble over words. The universe is infinite; yet not quite infinity, and the great field of stars must be jealous, for infinity, you...

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Categories: handyman, beauty, earth, passion, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Handyman
When we first met you said all you wanted was a lover and best friend... Instead I became your personal handyman seemingly to repair your past leaky ceiling relationships... Maybe to super glue the many pieces of your broken heart back together or oil your squeaky insecurities... I spent much time tightening nuts and bolts in your suspicious mind seeing they were loose... But as of now I'm hanging up my hammer and...

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Categories: handyman, feelings, love, relationship,
Form: Free verse
Handyman
my name sam and i am good to be around i clean house up and down i don't just stare i do care and play fair makes repair put me in your dailey plan am a HANDYMAN...

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Categories: handyman, adventure, caregiving,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Handyman
Ma and Pa dwelled in their brick rancher for many years. There they reared their kids, seeing lots of joys and tears. Pa was proud of his home and kept it in good condition. He did lots of repairs but at times caused some demolition! Pa thought himself handy with hammer, nail and saw, But Ma wasn't so sure, suffering...

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Categories: handyman, funny
Form: Rhyme

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