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Halfwits
Halfwits Poems - Poems about Halfwits
The Charcoal Man; Part One
... Readers note; Wrote this story concept five years ago. Have an additional fifty pages if interest spikes. The Charcoal Man; Part One Cohen & I were sitting in class whilst Mrs. Knooman picked......
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Mr Pickles
Categories:
halfwits,
analogy, anxiety, assonance, class,
Form:
Free verse
In Good Stead
...On the first part of the journey, I’m chewing nice toasty bread all my toys down below me, dog’s ripping them to shreds This new world’s a mixture of fun, stitched together between dread And......
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©
David Kavanagh
Categories:
halfwits,
allusion, anti bullying, life,
Form:
Monorhyme
Corona
...Saša Milivojev CORONA A bloodthirsty old woman you see, a cockroach from the Satan’s “Crisis Committee”, For long she pillaged, children she snatched and slayed their blood s......
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Sasa Milivojev
Categories:
halfwits,
death, war,
Form:
Epic
In Your Bad Books
...The other day, for a brief moment I recalled my good old times, Where the bleakest of the panorama And an eeyorish of the memories, Invaded a hopeless hypocrite As the strength faded away, Faki......
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Daksha Nair
Categories:
halfwits,
desire, destiny, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
Theater of Utter Charm Part 10
...he licked the carving knife at every meal the old gods hovered close he knew who they were and furthermore why they want to be real so badly consequently only the curious will ever make sense of......
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Walter Alter
Categories:
halfwits,
how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
I Wish I Was At Home Now Drinking Beer
...I wish I was at home now drinking beer Sitting at my warped wooden table With a view of the village clock tower & the little dog snapping at fat Autumn flies I wish I could sleep through All th......
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Robert Lawson
Categories:
halfwits,
drink,
Form:
Free verse
Thunder Eco
...Eco Thunder Got me horse on the footpath , Old Thunder ain’t lightening quick, Keeps me lawn a mowing down, And leaves me them manura bricks. Has his nosebag chaff n oats, Oats for power ......
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Don Johnson
Categories:
halfwits,
adventureme, home, home, horse,
Form:
Rhyme
Rick Roll
...Rick, you got me once again; I'm tired of feeling dumb. Curse your mindless hyperlinks! Kiss my big fat bum! Rick, I'll never pass it on, On this day or another. Let the halfwits have their f......
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R. Erin Lenth
Categories:
halfwits,
computer-internet, funny, music,
Form:
Quatrain