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half witted and hard boiled
...Why are the half-witted usually also hard-boiled? Not only are they wrong, they will not listen to other’s ideas They are maniacally determined to be wrong Determined to do what they want, without......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
half witted,
people,
Form:
Free verse
Dorothy Toto The Gang and Dr Phil
...Dorothy and her lovely small dog Toto. Were all taken up in a fierce tornado. Ran into three helpless bobos. A Tin man, Lion, and Scarecrow. No Wizard needed, just the Dr Phil show. The three ......
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Michael Tor
Categories:
half witted,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
Current price of a Cello by Istesso Netto
... Once she was Pauroso now she's Rinforzando. Bisbigliando :brusco, scordato she must rehearse and study to be an image of perfection Senza Spianato and Graevole Tratto __________________......
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Allan Terry
Categories:
half witted,
art, creation, culture, music,
Form:
Bio
Wrongful Arrest
...She barged through the doors of the bank with her gun And shot the security guard just for fun She fired her gun and yelled “Down on the floor, I’ve shot me one man, I could shoot a few more!” ......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
half witted,
innocence,
Form:
Rhyme
My Paper Air Planes
...When I made the first one and suspense-fully sent to flight, (It was in our class room); entangled in a girl's hair-knot; She screamed; scratched; principal fed me with lectures might and tight, ......
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Christuraj Alex
Categories:
half witted,
fun, life,
Form:
Sonnet
Confusion
...To the half witted and handsome prince Was born a pair of fraternal twins All through that fateful night Glum and sleepless he sat Confused who fathered one of the twins!......
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Valsa George
Categories:
half witted,
anxiety, children, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
Perfume
...mystical sunday morning of a smile an inward lightly scented point of view elusive wisps of crisp air jazz brushing across the wet, warm sun/sky of bluish, outstretched blue uncluttered by......
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Michael Miers
Categories:
half witted,
blue,
Form:
Free verse
False Hopes
...FALSE HOPES She appeared just from nowhere And I fell in love with her. I thought she was my love forever But she turned out just a blur. I wanted her to be my friend Rejoiced for......
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Valentin Savin
Categories:
half witted,
adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Broken Love
...plethoric is his mind shifting thoughts like shadows cast in and out of clouded skies he falls with the shame shadiness into the concealment of pain arising momentarily whenever someone ne......
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Sandra Adams
Categories:
half witted,
angst, hurt, lost love,
Form:
Free verse
Holding You
...~***Part One of Vanish Away the Anguish series…read Part Two, Leaving You. Thanks***~ It’s horrendous… This loneliness Finding it hard enough to extraordinarily express Myself when people don’t......
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J.W. Earnings
Categories:
half witted,
angst, betrayal, emotions, endurance,
Form:
Free verse
Unopposed Oxymoron
...Unopposed Oxymoron This poem is light as a heavy contradicting complement and rhymes with no correspondence of sound sharp at the cutting horizon’s edge of melting confusing fission Serious l......
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Kai Michael Neumann
Categories:
half witted,
boxing day ,
Form:
Rhyme
Plastic
...i once had a girl who was kind never mean treated me so sweetly best I ‘de ever seen we skipped and jumped and sang with joy shared ideas and played with toys everything was hunkey dorey ......
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Joseph Adler
Categories:
half witted,
green, humorous,
Form:
Lyric
Slighted Artist
...Obscured by curtains in a squalid room, Ignored and trampled on by those above, The slighted artist has no place to bloom And no confessor for his need of love. He roams the streets at night in......
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Eton Langford
Categories:
half witted,
abuse, fantasy, friendship, loneliness,
Form:
Rhyme
All He Needs
...All he needs is "HE"... His dreams, His goals, His vision to see Your push, your fear, your third degree Your ignorance~ Your bigotry Your envious eyes ~ Your monotonous lies ~ ......
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Walayee Poet Lay Whitlock-Ishway
Categories:
half witted,
people, uplifting, work,
Form:
Monorhyme
Puppy Paws
...My half witted dog comes charging in, tracking in mud all over a clean floor. Slides across the kitchen into the garbage bin, yet her charm is something that I adore. Her tail wags like a helic......
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Marcello Colasurdo
Categories:
half witted,
me, me,
Form:
I do not know?
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