Yellow-Crested White Cockatoo birds
Drew foot-stomp'n rave and applause from nerds
With belief defying tricks
To draw water fountain licks
All neat'n free, with sly-o-foot slap words
Categories:
ha ha, bird,
Form: Limerick
Ha Ha
Miracle Man
11/18/2024
I don't like humor
for it always makes me laugh
thus causing wrinkles.
Categories:
ha ha, humor,
Form: Haiku
Unafraid of corrupt abuse of
power sharing a bed with
my abusive ex husband
Definitely changed my locks
after the graveyard dirt left
behind from mafia scum
corrupt Talisa shaw Alicia
Hilton jay Townsend Johnson
Henry Danita delmont oh
Danny boy or girl agents
agents left over from my
abusive ex husband brothals
obsession to my American
poetry sending a few old
hitmen from Gotti degenerate
crews leaving threats hahaha
Immature laughing seeing
a murdered woman Gargano
unsolved Chicago murders
Ha ha ha R Hondas sadness
rolling with Gargano garbage
faking their deaths extortion
of traumatic brain injury claim
on behalf of my injuries money
laundering Milwaukee drug smugglers
stash in order to commit heist
on disabled Americans and their families
Categories:
ha ha, allah,
Form: Sehra
No more fear
of what I might hear
My ears filter out the rot
'cos my hearing is shot
I only listen to what I truly desire
Ha, ha ~ My device has an amplifier
Categories:
ha ha, humor, senses, spoken word,
Form: Couplet
Unless you are and be not under
any illusion
Everybody knows
That those who decide and make
the rules
Do so for the sole purpose of benefitting
themselves
Otherwise they would rather choose
to play
With the likes of the rest of us
Sadly and quite obviously they are in
not in it for the same reasons as most
of the rest of us to simply partake
They merely want to win so they can
rub it
But yet do not possess the ability or skills
or are as good as they are 1st thought
they are
So they spoil others fun in the only
way they know how
But constantly changing and making up
the rules from
A lonely solitary safe distance from afar
Ha , Ha. Ha , Ha , Ha
Categories:
ha ha, sad, self,
Form: Free verse
HO-HO yelled plump Santa as he walked downtown-
HA-HA yelled the kids when stuffed belly fell down!
November 17, 2021
Categories:
ha ha, cute, funny,
Form: Couplet
ha-ha, my brother,
joined
the club,
with a tilted back,
and wheelies
popped,
from a
mo-bile chair.*
ha-ha’s
looking for-
the morning news,
his glasses,
a snooze…
a giant donut
to eat,
to sit upon-
so sweet.
ha-ha rides
his giant lab
to
the toilet seat.
ha-ha
laughs last
at
me-
his sister joined
this club
initially.
he laughs!
he laughs!
hee hee…
ho ho…
think i’ll poke
him in the eye…
where…are my…glasses?
the joke
died
before
I found
my
sight.
truth is
ha-ha’s
fit
as a fiddle
fabulous
on
a winning
streak
truth is
i love this old
knucklehead,
laughing hyena,
my nemesis,
my protégé.
ha-ha’s a riot-
i’m clutching
my gut.
it’s his birthday
…ha-ha
tag…
you’re sixty!
Happy Birthday, Bro!
9/16/2021
*He is not in a wheelchair nor bent over, just said in jest. Forgive me, if you, yourself have any of these conditions. Love you all <3
Categories:
ha ha, birthday, brother, humorous,
Form: Free verse
It's been confirmed by Covid
Remain voters are stupid
We've vaccinated more
than Germany + France
will be first up out the door
whilst they're in underpants
Categories:
ha ha, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
One time I was drinking whiskey
When the wife was feeling Frisky
But Frisky cut loose
The wife got a goose
Can't say no more cuz its risqué
Categories:
ha ha, humor,
Form: Limerick
Let us Look on the bright side of life,
Realizing we never get to live life twice,
Remembering that eternal life extends from our life here.
Let us live our lives with lots of love; without fake, fret, or fear,
Giving all we can give to everyone we can, especially to those we hold dear.
Let us live and laugh more than a little without regret, spreading lots of cheer.
040620PoSpCtest, '6 Lines of Cheerful Ryhme', Line Gauthier
Categories:
ha ha, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme
As scary as an angry pit bull's bark
Jack-o'-lantern's grin's aflame in the dark
You'd better not shout
You'd better watch out
I've a pumpkin who takes walks in the park...
October 17, 2019
Syllable count -- 10, 10, 5, 5, 10
Checked on Poetry Soup's Syllable Counter
A New Halloween Inspired Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
ha ha, dark, halloween, scary,
Form: Limerick
Ha ha ha, you and me, little brown jug how I love thee
I'm plastered out of my mind and can't see me
Gotta lay off that stuff
Running round in the buff
Perhaps next time I should pee behind a tree
Categories:
ha ha, silly,
Form: Limerick
My friends call me gay,
not ha ha funny
My enemies call me *****,
they say I dress
like an androdyous honey
My mama with tough love,
tells me:
I’m living a sinful lifestyle
My daddy growls and disavows:
says I’m his biological son,
but not his spiritual child
Nothing is ha ha funny
about this situation at all
Mixed emotions got me
on a Bunson burn
Beaker of roiling XY chromsomes
and testosterone hormones
Homosexual agony
is tormenting me
Desires I feel for another man;
attraction so strong, so womanly
God said those feelings ain’t natural,
and shouldn’t be inside of me tempting
Not one safe place to breathe
in this heterosexual society
I got man-sized hands
and a feminine weighted heart
But, do you wanna know
the real funny part
I’ll give you a good
Pagliacci laughing head start
My partner likes to dress up
as a man
Likes to wear custom fabric pants
Drapes himself in the dark cloak
of a masculine life
But says he can only be himself
when he’s around me,
and away from his wife
Ha ha ... funny story, don’t you think —
I think not!
Categories:
ha ha, conflict, emotions, identity, prejudice,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Blessed be the name of Lord Ha-Ha.
I worship at the altar of Ha-Ha.
In his blood I am washed.
In his raiment I am clothed.
In his breastplate I will conquer
And in his name I will trust.
The honor of his blessing I will seek.
The grace of his presence I will covet.
He leads me to channel 60
He splitteth my sides.
My cups runneth over with mammary juice.
The fruit of his womb is as ambrosia
And I will dwell in the house of Ha-Ha forever.
Categories:
ha ha, baptism, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Ha ha
Though I know no limit to my untold head story that will unfold
my lifted non gifted cold depression state that I use to hold...
I mold my own statues...crafting them with my hands....
I stand my stands....I now comprehend my understands....
blaming no one...taking the heat...I am a son of a mother that is 8 years 6 feet deep...I no longer weep my missings for this misses...
though I pray for her ending prayers with kisses...
dug my self in a hole with a pole...but dug out in fractions to be whole...
30 years in the making...I crook took my taking....fixed my mistaking....
cause there is no end...I am now my own friend....I no longer pretend...
all of which made me who I am...
I am me again....Ha ha
By: Peter T. DeSpirito
Categories:
ha ha, growing up, poetry,
Form: Free verse
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