Guinea Pig Poems | Examples

guinea pig

I feel the worms,
of the bed bugs,
of squirming
not hesitating
bursting
to get to my skin.
My death,
is his burial
and walk to
oblivion....
I can't blame
as I never found
my own heaven.
My own
conflations here
I face my guilt.
while your felt,
is my oppression
to your demons
that you can't face
So here is your haste.......
Your perversions
to someone a-sexual
and was playing
you to death.
I will face my maker
and never a faker,
You're a Satanist
and never believed,
I'm not your guinea pig
and never was here,
I won't judge your heresy,
God will face your demons...

In memory of Gizmo guinea pig

You flew beside me, small and brave,
From west coast skies to the ocean wave.
Tucked in close, not a sound you made,
Just calm little heartbeats, never afraid.

I gave you a friend, a buddy to share,
Skipperely wheeked, and you both were a pair.
In cozy corners, you’d nuzzle tight,
Two little souls curled safe each night.

But illness came like a thief in the night,
And you, sweet Gizmo, began to lose your spark.
We trusted a hand that wasn’t so kind
He never looked close, never gave time.

He chose the needle when there was still fight,
Never tried gas, never made it right.
Didn’t give you what might’ve healed,
Just rushed the end, a fate sealed.

And I was left with a heart torn wide,
Empty space where you once lied.
No more your squeaks, your gentle stare,
Just silence and Skipperely waiting there.

But you were more than fur and paws
You were love without a single flaw.
You knew my voice, you knew my scent,
And in this world, that means so much.

So rest, my boy Gizmo, my sweet little friend,
This isn’t goodbye, love doesn’t end.
I’ll see you again, where skies are wide,
And you’ll hop to greet me, just by my side.

Guinea Pig Happiness

Soft fur, gentle squeak
Curled up in a cozy ball
Guinea pig happiness

Tiny paws, bright eyes
Nibbling on fresh veggies
Playful little friend

Snuggle close, content
Warm fuzz against my chest
Guinea pig love flows

fancy guinea pig Elvira

fancy guinea pig Elvira wore a floral cap.
She danced a jig, a waltz and she sang a rap.
We were dizzy when we watched, had to take a nap.
She was a pretty thing who knew how to read a map.

We gave her instructions, and she showed us the way.
Michigan State University is there, and they do not play.
We were grateful to Elvira, whose eyelids were gray.
She led us to victory in sports every other Monday.

Guinea Pig Wizard from North Kalamazoo

Whacky? Perhaps but extremely powerful too.
He’s a guinea pig wizard from north Kalamazoo.
We have seen him turn the windows both pink and blue.
He has commanded a crow to fly in from the flue.

We call him Mr. Tibblets Tanglewood Tony Treble Clef Two.
He likes the whole name, he says we simply cannot overdue.
His power and might terrifies my brother and sister too.
He is heading this way, so I suggest you be your best you.

Guinea Pig Wizard

Whacky? Perhaps but extremely powerful too.
He’s a guinea pig wizard from north Kalamazoo.
We have seen him turn the windows both pink and blue.
He has commanded a crow to fly in from the flue.

We call him Mr. Tibblets Tanglewood Tony Treble Clef Two.
He likes the whole name, he says we simply cannot overdue.
His power and might terrifies my brother and sister too.
He is heading this way, so I suggest you be your best you.

Surveillance of a Guinea Pig

I inspect him,
a sweetheart specimen
in a cage. 
Fluffy like winter snow.
Squeaking in tempo. 

In a cage.
Critically

he secretly watches me. 
A wave of dread seeps into my head when I scroll through 
my phone instead 
of studying.
He monitors me in captivity.

Crazy cute and certainly not mute, Marshmallow the
Guinea pig squeals to demand a cold crunchy carrot. 
Feisty while foraging through the vegetable garden, Marshmallow 
the guinea pig has more to say than a cockatoo parrot. 
Jolts of excitement race inside his fun-sized body. 

In a cage.
Critically

lurking. 
If I pick my nose, he knows. 
Under his mustache smirking.
His squeak sounds meek 
but
if he could talk fur - real, I’d undergo 
an ordeal 
if my secrets he chose to reveal. 

A puff of fluff that I cuddle when life gets rough. 
He popcorns and plays while I spend my days 
in lectures on Zoom. 
Marshmallow knows
 I hate being alone 
in a room. 

In a cage.
Critically
I need him.

I Will Be Your Guinea Pig I Say

I will be your guinea pig I say.
What can I do for you today?
Wash the toilets? Clean the floor?
Paint that wall? Refinish your door?

I have arrived to work in a merry way.
Ready to have an absolutely fine Monday.
Just do any extra lunch duty, okay?
I wish I was back in home in every way.

Purple Guinea Pig

Purple Guinea Pig
Growl growl bite bite goes the guinea pig
As she rips out your fecking throat
The fierce guinea pig purple in colour
Not to be fecked with or name called
She'll hunt you down and kill ya!
And talks like a real American
The purple guinea pig who growls
Straight from the chest
Hear her and you're screwed
Get ready to be eaten
Purple guinea pig style!



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Arrogant Guinea Pig

Gervi Guinea Pig's arrogance preceded him into every room.
He thought he was the utmost most of every meeting Zoom.
He was arrogant and pompous, thought he was too handsome to die
I rolled my eyes, as his nose walked by, always enormously high

Some tried to get me to say what I thought of this guinea pig.
But I did not think it was any of their business, especially Walter Mig.
Walter wanted me to incriminate myself, but I closed my mouth instead.
Confidentially, I thought Gervi Guinea Pig had a gigantic head.

Heavy Ticket

Heavy Ticket
What a magnificent animal. 
The seven foot long guinea pig.
She was the same standing.
With the bite of a tiger.

I don't want one as a pet.
She would eat so many carrots.
And greens and seeds.
Above all else needing to be free.
One day I must write.
Then dream a dream.

What were you like?
So magnificent and unique.
I think of you...

Guinea Pig Test 2

now I lay me down

                                       doctors say a sleep study

                                           me to never dream

Guinea Pig Test

now I lay me down

                                   doctors say a sleep study

                                       waking me always

My Guinea Pig

My guinea pig
With the black and brown stripes
And the eyes big and black like space
And tiny little ears
That perk up when he hears the food come.

My guinea pig
Who sits on my lap
As I read, or just watch him
As he shifts tring to find a comfortable position
As he squeaks 
In happiness 
Or annoyance
Or a thousand other emotions

My guinea pig
Who eats all day
And all night
And when he's done
He eats some more

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